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the biggest lick; closely resembles the character from lord of the rings; not sociably acceptable in society or most public places including restaurants, public schools, and most Walmarts in South Florida; very hard to understand and should consider learning sign language; also has trouble "with the ladies". drug dealer: hey lick wanna buy some tree
schmeagol: hey sure brooo how bout a g for 15 drug dealer: fuck you lick try 30. schmeagol: yes sir mr. sir drug dealer: *walks away with $30 and never gave him the tree* |
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| 2. | schmeagol | ||
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Feeling lazy, not wanting to move, feeling greasy, feeling hungover, being high> Look at mike in his bed after drinking last night...What a schmeagol!
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