1.) A person in NY.
2.) One who is extremely fat and eats everything possible in sight; a fat ass.
"The guy in McDonald's is such a schmarder."
"I hope I never have to share a seat on the bus with a schmarder again, the seat almost broke!"
A Palace thief. Steals games and sets from Press Your Luck Palace and EPlanet, all for use at his own Palace known as GSC.
You Know, if Will Schmarder ever steals the set for Combs Family Feud, he will be haunted forever by the ghost of Ray Combs himself.