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A flashy, preferably cheap, knock-off of the famous Balenciaga Le Dix 'motorcycle' handbag favoured by Nicky Hilton etc.
I got my Schmalenciaga off Hong Kong eBay for fifty bucks. I wish it didn't smell like burning rubber, though.
by vogue chick April 30, 2005
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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