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1.
A person who possesses a head in comparable size to Andre the Giant, or several bowling balls put together. Said person may or may/not have a larger body or frame (particularly in height), but the size of his head is so large, it its like the head of a blow-pop on a small stick.
" Damn, did you see how big that guys head is? "

" Yeah, that dude us a SchmIan. "

or

" Hey, this hat doesn't fit. Can I get a bigger size? "

" No. We don't have hats for SchmIans " .
by BodySlamsAllDay April 29, 2013