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An incredibly neat pussy, one that is of Polish descent. It is very tasty and appealing to all of the male species.
Wow, Alicja's got a schludny!!! Her lips are symetrical and in trim!
by stefanarak April 11, 2011
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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A word whose literal meaning is 'neat', it is commonly used to describe a Polish girl with a beautiful and neat vagina that is in absence of disgustingly huge beef curtains.
Holy mackerel, Alicja has an INCREDIBLE Schludny!!
by PolishLoverGuy April 26, 2011
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Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

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