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1.
the sound that is produced from a woman masturbating or another name for female masturbation
Example 1: Sound coming from bedroom: "Schluck, schluck, schluck..."

Mom: "Um, Maggie? ....What r u doing in there?"

Example 2: "Omg that guy is so hot. I'm gonna be thinking about him while i'm schlucking tonight."
by ChickenRebornx November 18, 2011
 
2.
Female version of 'Fap'
I could hear Kelly Schluck-ing through the walls all night...
by Nick 'the cage' Cage April 16, 2013
 
3.
A term used to describe the action of a guy sucking/licking his own dick.
Person1: Can you schluck?

Person 2: Yeahh I can , I schluck after watching porn.
by Get2Kno February 01, 2010
 
4.
Coined on the British satire show, A Bit of Fry and Laurie, schluck is a television safe version of the word "fuck".
"My internet is so shclucking slow, I have to wait the whole damn day to load a schlucking mysapce profile.
What the schluck?"
by Schuckingston September 06, 2010
 
5.
A term used to describe hair which has been gelled or greased too flat.
-"Man you hair is schluck!"
-"Yeah? I put a whole tub of BrylCream in it"
by Seb-Sta June 05, 2007