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adj. a very cool person, someone who is great, just an all around amazing person.

noun. Justin bieber, zac efron, ashton kutcher, natalie portman, me, but not you.
She is so schloomf, I wish I could be just like her.
by Schloomf4lyfe May 07, 2011
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