Top Definition
1. A very abnorlmaly large Penis ( not abnormal narrow)

2. Very Large Penis that would tear vagina in two.

3.Johns Penis
1. Johns Penis is such a schlongg that you can see it through his cargo pants.

2.All I heard when Anne and John Fuck the first time was screaming, and not the good kind. He must have a Schlongg.

3. Johns Penis is a Schlongg, his gurlfriend told me.
by Hughes482 November 21, 2008

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