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36.
A penis which is a fairly good length. As opposed to a schlort, or a schledium.
Stop fiddling with your schlong Amir, put it back in ur pants.
by Lev Cooper April 05, 2005
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37.
A (usually large) penis.

Shortened from: Twelve incheS LONG
Most Europeans have large schlongs.
by Ren Finley August 30, 2004
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38.
southeast Michigan slang for marijuana

SEE ALSO: skizzong
blaze that schlong 'til the break of dawn!!
by TREASURE_TROVE June 19, 2008
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39.
A male genital equipment which i soversized and "long". A very small penis would be known as a "schmall" or even "schedium" for an average sized one. Started in The Early 2005 By a Young Nerd To Bully Another Rival Nerd. However It Grew on the bullied nerd and now likes to have a schlong so changed to a schmall makes them mad. usually brings on bouts of anger and violence with dramatic consequences.
Nerd 1: Jonny's schlong is big and long, ooh he's going to rape you with it.
Jonny: It's not rape it's surprise sex ok!!!!
by Jed M and Chris C September 12, 2006
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40.
1- popular term for a man's well eh youknowwhat

2- to put some manly flavor to it
ad 1 : 'he hasn't showered for days, he MUST have a smelly schlong by now'

ad 2 : 'yeah you know that party started a bit dull, so I schlonged it by buying everybody a beer ! '
by TheDanHipster December 02, 2009
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41.
The lord and master of Uranus.
a schlong is something...something, its big, and long, and occasionally hard, normally while watching porn.
Chicks dont have one.
Dudes do, well, some...
Well, its German, and Yiddish, and WHOA THERE GOES ANOTHER ONE!
A penis which is a fairly good length. As opposed to a schlort, or a schledium.

A penis.
From the German "schlange" for "snake."

A cock with substantial thigh-slapping length and girth
i saw dolphins mums tizzles and my schlong went crizzle and i was like shizzle then i jizzled in her fizzle and she was like u god dam nizzle then his dizzle came izzle and i was like im out of this hizzle before i shizzled by his schlong
by Louis P January 03, 2006
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42.
Any salami-type processed meat packaged in a long-oval-cylindrical sleeve.
Peppridge Farm makes several types of schlong.
Schlong goes well with cheese and crackers.
Ex. Please cut me a slice of that tasty schlong.
by shh-long June 26, 2003
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