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22.
An extremely long penis with considerable girth.
That Bailey has a massive schlong.
by Anonymouse269 November 23, 2013
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23.
Nick Name for your penis
dude 1: My schlong is like 6 inches

Dude 2: Get fucked cunt its like 1 inch of fury
by MultiBitchslayer June 18, 2012
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24.
(sh long),noun. individual piece of beef jerky. A strip of lean dehydrated meet.
This bag of Jack Links beef jerky has a lot of schlongs in it.
by yeeeyooodaaaa January 26, 2012
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25.
A term popularized by Beavis and Butt-head that refers to the Penis.
by somebody October 17, 2003
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26.
A long object that is over 12 inches and is used to tickle ears
Dude,Tina's ears are red. Fred musta whipped his schlong out on her.
by Richard Nickson April 27, 2008
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27.
A penis akin to a baby's arm holding an orange.
"He played the leading role in Long Schlong Silver"
by Doctor Word October 26, 2006
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28.
a very very long penis compared to a schledium or a schlort
Janie's boyfriend, Jimmy, has a fricken schlong.
by hk:: October 09, 2005
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