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I have a schlong
by Jesse Denning October 15, 2003
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A (usually large) penis.

Shortened from: Twelve incheS LONG
Most Europeans have large schlongs.
by Ren Finley August 30, 2004
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The lord and master of Uranus.
a schlong is something...something, its big, and long, and occasionally hard, normally while watching porn.
Chicks dont have one.
Dudes do, well, some...
Well, its German, and Yiddish, and WHOA THERE GOES ANOTHER ONE!
A penis which is a fairly good length. As opposed to a schlort, or a schledium.

A penis.
From the German "schlange" for "snake."

A cock with substantial thigh-slapping length and girth
i saw dolphins mums tizzles and my schlong went crizzle and i was like shizzle then i jizzled in her fizzle and she was like u god dam nizzle then his dizzle came izzle and i was like im out of this hizzle before i shizzled by his schlong
by Louis P January 03, 2006
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A penis akin to a baby's arm holding an orange.
"He played the leading role in Long Schlong Silver"
by Doctor Word October 26, 2006
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See penis, cock, wang, johnson
Whip out yer schlong and go to town...
by Anonymous November 02, 2002
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A long object that is over 12 inches and is used to tickle ears
Dude,Tina's ears are red. Fred musta whipped his schlong out on her.
by Richard Nickson April 27, 2008
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penis, male genatalia etc
"i have a huge schlong" or "schlong it!"
by Alex .? May 12, 2006
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