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11.
A very large, penis. Generally 9-550 inches long. Pubes are generally excepenally small. Mega penises like the schlong only come around every 3000 years.
MmMmMmMmMmMmMmmmm cody has a schlong and i rode it all night looong.... YUMMY!!!!!!
by bobthehairypenis December 05, 2009
 
1.
A penis which is a fairly good length. As opposed to a schlort, or a schledium.
Stop fiddling with your schlong Jimmy, put it back in ur pants.
by Andrewsky March 07, 2003
 
2.
A cock with substantial thigh-slapping length and girth.
John ruined his sister's wedding when he drunkenly whipped out his schlong in front of everyone at the reception.
by Aw yeah February 22, 2005
 
3.
Penis. Probably derived from the German "schlange" for snake, which, pronounced in German, must have sounded like "schlong" to native English speakers.
Wow, that horse has got a pretty huge schlong. I don't know if those fifth graders on their field trip to the zoo should be seeing this.
by anonymous January 02, 2004
 
4.
A penis that is unusually thick and long in length
by Anonymous October 04, 2003
 
5.
(normally considered vulgar) penis (from Yiddish; shlang 'snake'; cf. German schlange) - the Oxford American Dictionary; a Yiddish word, common to what is known as the New York City dialect of the English language
Mary: "Check out the bulge in that dude's pants!"
Anne: "That's either a pair of socks in his shorts, or he's got one-hell-of-a schlong!"
by WitsEnd June 24, 2007
 
6.
A penis.
From the German "schlange" for "snake."
He pees ands ejaculates from his schlong.
by zoltar July 01, 2003
 
7.
The lord and master of Uranus.
Many people think Schlong is in charge, but everyone knows Ballsack is the real weight behind Schlong.
by Wolf89 October 18, 2005