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An infamous hairstyle, also known as a mullet where the hair is cut short in the front and is left long in the back.
That hunky dude over there's hot, if he'd just lose the schlong!

The schlong is a highly practical hair-do as it keeps the hair out of the face, but still has the look of sexy long tresses from behind. It's popular with wrestlers
and women who've shirked the most basic social conventions.
by modoc May 09, 2005
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southeast Michigan slang for marijuana

SEE ALSO: skizzong
by TREASURE_TROVE June 19, 2008
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A significantly large penis that goes up a mans anal cavity whilst having a hard on. Also means to finger a girl whom has a very hairy vagina, for this to work though you need large fingers.
Man#1 - Man, did see my schlong earlier on?
Man#2 - Yeah it was huge, how would you feel if you put your schlong up my bumhole
Man#1 - LETS DO THIS!!!
Man#3 - can i lick your schlong too?
*both men dickslap the third man*
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I would really like a steaming bowl of Chicken Schlong Soup, Tasha.
by KiraDawn September 20, 2006
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Another word for penis or cock or wang, can be used as asshole or buttmuncher, overall a very flexible, somewhat sexual word.
Robert, quit being such a schlong!
by Dean February 09, 2004
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A very feminine woman.
She is such a schlong lady.
by Penni January 13, 2007
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synonymous with mullet. Basically a combination of the words 'short' and 'long' referring to the short and long hair parts that make up a mullet.
"That guy just got his schlong caught in the fan blade of his Camaro."
by Roger DeCoster September 13, 2005
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