Noun: Penis, particularly a large one, but can refer to any size.

Verb: To fuck

Adjective: A moron or other similar term.

Derived from the German word "(Die) Schlange", which means "snake" (not Yiddish at all).
I don't have the biggest schlong on the block, but I know how to use it.
by KarlFaust January 05, 2004
A male sexual organ. In 1990, Dr Himelstoss Von Schlong had an experiment in the Vienna laboratory with an autopsy specimen. As he inspected the lower abdomen, he viewed the genitals, which to his utter surprise, were 24" U.S. cm in good length. The doctor, proceeded to remove the gargantuan penis by means of chainsaw, when he cut off his own erect penis which for some reason was out at the time. He shreiked in pain, "Sch-" (meaning to say Schiesse, the German word for excrement, US equivelent is 'shit'.) but an aid walked in and asked him "Herr Doctor, how long are you going to take wis ze autopsy?" As the doctor died slowly, he muttered "-long!". At his funeral, it was given to him the honors of naming the word "Schlong" as a reference to a long, throbbing, red-tipped, veiny penis, for the reasons of one, being his family's surname, and two, the last words he muttered. His first words as a child were "Schlong" as well. He died September 19, 1990 at age 43.
Hey ladies, I'm Mark... dont mind my schlong hangin' out... just gettin it some fresh air.
Oh my, what a long schlong, I wonder how that will fit in my mouth, not to mention my vagina!

"A dong-a-dong,dong. I got a LONG SCHLONG."
by Oberl October 27, 2005
a long penis. The male equivalent of big tits.
yo girl check out mah long schlong
by XSGame September 06, 2005
southeast Michigan slang for marijuana

SEE ALSO: skizzong
blaze that schlong 'til the break of dawn!!
by TREASURE_TROVE June 19, 2008
A male genital equipment which i soversized and "long". A very small penis would be known as a "schmall" or even "schedium" for an average sized one. Started in The Early 2005 By a Young Nerd To Bully Another Rival Nerd. However It Grew on the bullied nerd and now likes to have a schlong so changed to a schmall makes them mad. usually brings on bouts of anger and violence with dramatic consequences.
Nerd 1: Jonny's schlong is big and long, ooh he's going to rape you with it.
Jonny: It's not rape it's surprise sex ok!!!!
by Jed M and Chris C September 12, 2006
The lord and master of Uranus.
a schlong is something...something, its big, and long, and occasionally hard, normally while watching porn.
Chicks dont have one.
Dudes do, well, some...
Well, its German, and Yiddish, and WHOA THERE GOES ANOTHER ONE!
A penis which is a fairly good length. As opposed to a schlort, or a schledium.

A penis.
From the German "schlange" for "snake."

A cock with substantial thigh-slapping length and girth
i saw dolphins mums tizzles and my schlong went crizzle and i was like shizzle then i jizzled in her fizzle and she was like u god dam nizzle then his dizzle came izzle and i was like im out of this hizzle before i shizzled by his schlong
by Louis P January 03, 2006
1- popular term for a man's well eh youknowwhat

2- to put some manly flavor to it
ad 1 : 'he hasn't showered for days, he MUST have a smelly schlong by now'

ad 2 : 'yeah you know that party started a bit dull, so I schlonged it by buying everybody a beer ! '
by TheDanHipster December 02, 2009
Any salami-type processed meat packaged in a long-oval-cylindrical sleeve.
Peppridge Farm makes several types of schlong.
Schlong goes well with cheese and crackers.
Ex. Please cut me a slice of that tasty schlong.
by shh-long June 26, 2003
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