Noun: Penis, particularly a large one, but can refer to any size.

Verb: To fuck

Adjective: A moron or other similar term.

Derived from the German word "(Die) Schlange", which means "snake" (not Yiddish at all).
I don't have the biggest schlong on the block, but I know how to use it.
by KarlFaust January 05, 2004
A long penis
I have a schlong
by Jesse Denning October 15, 2003
large erect penis
Wow she exclaimed, I'll never get that schlong inside me
by SchlongerLonger March 18, 2003
penis, male genatalia etc
"i have a huge schlong" or "schlong it!"
by Alex .? May 12, 2006
A male sexual organ. In 1990, Dr Himelstoss Von Schlong had an experiment in the Vienna laboratory with an autopsy specimen. As he inspected the lower abdomen, he viewed the genitals, which to his utter surprise, were 24" U.S. cm in good length. The doctor, proceeded to remove the gargantuan penis by means of chainsaw, when he cut off his own erect penis which for some reason was out at the time. He shreiked in pain, "Sch-" (meaning to say Schiesse, the German word for excrement, US equivelent is 'shit'.) but an aid walked in and asked him "Herr Doctor, how long are you going to take wis ze autopsy?" As the doctor died slowly, he muttered "-long!". At his funeral, it was given to him the honors of naming the word "Schlong" as a reference to a long, throbbing, red-tipped, veiny penis, for the reasons of one, being his family's surname, and two, the last words he muttered. His first words as a child were "Schlong" as well. He died September 19, 1990 at age 43.
Hey ladies, I'm Mark... dont mind my schlong hangin' out... just gettin it some fresh air.
Oh my, what a long schlong, I wonder how that will fit in my mouth, not to mention my vagina!

"A dong-a-dong,dong. I got a LONG SCHLONG."
by Oberl October 27, 2005
it is possible that "schlong" has derived from the german word "Schlange" (meaning "snake"). Though that word is not pronounced like "shlong", it sounds more like "shlung-eh" or "shlahng-eh". So there has to be a link in between the german and the english - i thinks its a yiddish word, "schlong", still meaning "snake".
Schlong-along, my sweet valentine!
(a person is to told to be more qick like a snake)
by m.aeder November 01, 2005
a long penis. The male equivalent of big tits.
yo girl check out mah long schlong
by XSGame September 06, 2005
Whip out yer schlong and go to town...
by Anonymous November 02, 2002

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