Noun: Penis, particularly a large one, but can refer to any size.

Verb: To fuck

Adjective: A moron or other similar term.

Derived from the German word "(Die) Schlange", which means "snake" (not Yiddish at all).
I don't have the biggest schlong on the block, but I know how to use it.
by KarlFaust January 05, 2004
A term popularized by Beavis and Butt-head that refers to the Penis.
by somebody October 17, 2003
An extremely long penis with considerable girth.
That Bailey has a massive schlong.
by Anonymouse269 November 23, 2013
Nick Name for your penis
dude 1: My schlong is like 6 inches

Dude 2: Get fucked cunt its like 1 inch of fury
by MultiBitchslayer June 18, 2012
A long penis
I have a schlong
by Jesse Denning October 15, 2003
large erect penis
Wow she exclaimed, I'll never get that schlong inside me
by SchlongerLonger March 18, 2003
A penis akin to a baby's arm holding an orange.
"He played the leading role in Long Schlong Silver"
by Doctor Word October 26, 2006
(sh long),noun. individual piece of beef jerky. A strip of lean dehydrated meet.
This bag of Jack Links beef jerky has a lot of schlongs in it.
by yeeeyooodaaaa January 26, 2012

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