A penis.
From the German "schlange" for "snake."
He pees ands ejaculates from his schlong.
by zoltar July 01, 2003
A term popularized by Beavis and Butt-head that refers to the Penis.
by somebody October 17, 2003
An extremely long penis with considerable girth.
That Bailey has a massive schlong.
by Anonymouse269 November 23, 2013
Nick Name for your penis
dude 1: My schlong is like 6 inches

Dude 2: Get fucked cunt its like 1 inch of fury
by MultiBitchslayer June 18, 2012
A penis akin to a baby's arm holding an orange.
"He played the leading role in Long Schlong Silver"
by Doctor Word October 26, 2006
large erect penis
Wow she exclaimed, I'll never get that schlong inside me
by SchlongerLonger March 18, 2003
(sh long),noun. individual piece of beef jerky. A strip of lean dehydrated meet.
This bag of Jack Links beef jerky has a lot of schlongs in it.
by yeeeyooodaaaa January 26, 2012
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