An infamous hairstyle, also known as a mullet where the hair is cut short in the front and is left long in the back.
That hunky dude over there's hot, if he'd just lose the schlong!

The schlong is a highly practical hair-do as it keeps the hair out of the face, but still has the look of sexy long tresses from behind. It's popular with wrestlers
and women who've shirked the most basic social conventions.
by modoc May 09, 2005
A penis which is a fairly good length. As opposed to a schlort, or a schledium.
Stop fiddling with your schlong Jimmy, put it back in ur pants.
by Andrewsky March 07, 2003
A cock with substantial thigh-slapping length and girth.
John ruined his sister's wedding when he drunkenly whipped out his schlong in front of everyone at the reception.
by Aw yeah February 22, 2005
Penis. Probably derived from the German "schlange" for snake, which, pronounced in German, must have sounded like "schlong" to native English speakers.
Wow, that horse has got a pretty huge schlong. I don't know if those fifth graders on their field trip to the zoo should be seeing this.
by anonymous January 02, 2004
A penis that is unusually thick and long in length
by Anonymous October 04, 2003
(normally considered vulgar) penis (from Yiddish; shlang 'snake'; cf. German schlange) - the Oxford American Dictionary; a Yiddish word, common to what is known as the New York City dialect of the English language
Mary: "Check out the bulge in that dude's pants!"
Anne: "That's either a pair of socks in his shorts, or he's got one-hell-of-a schlong!"
by WitsEnd June 24, 2007
A penis.
From the German "schlange" for "snake."
He pees ands ejaculates from his schlong.
by zoltar July 01, 2003
The lord and master of Uranus.
Many people think Schlong is in charge, but everyone knows Ballsack is the real weight behind Schlong.
by Wolf89 October 18, 2005

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