Top Definition
(v.) to skip, jump, frolic, or sing about in a happy, carefree manner; (adv.) happily, carefree, joyfully; (n.) a state of being extremely happy, ecstatic, carefree; a last name
Hanna schlomered about in the produce section of Wal-Mart.

Sarah Anne moved schloemerly across the yard.

Madison entered schloemer after kicking the game-winning field goal.
by Silent Lee September 21, 2010

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A guy who's actually nice, but you just want to tell him to go fuck himself every time you see him.
Hey look it's Schloemer, fuck you Schloemer.
by elcaptain6969 September 09, 2016

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