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A blow job from a woman similar in appearance to an Umpa Lumpa or a person from the Jersey Shore. Typically a woman on the shorter side and of very orange skin. This skin alteration is typically caused by excessive tanning. Dude, last night Eric got a schloejob from Brittany. I heard she didn't even have to get on her knees.
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