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adj. - Extremely intoxicated; drunk

A fun way to describe how fucked up you got at that party last night.
Man, I got wasted at Ashlee's party last night.

I couldn't because I had to drive home. Next time if I can get a ride, I'll get totally schlobbed.
by AlexThePyro July 06, 2011

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