Top Definition
A sassy red-haired firecracker with a big appetite for pasta which probably creates the fine-ass booty a Schlizz rocks. Personable, loving, and kind, a Schlizz will always want to know what is going on with your life, how you are doing, what you are doing... and then diagnose you with a psychological disorder. Keep a Schlizz around and you'll never frown.
Dude, Schlizz totally helped me last night! I didn't know I had OCD!
by urmamaaa October 20, 2010

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