n. pl shlink.ies
A combination of the word schlong
and the once popular toy slinky
. It is a name given to a small penis often because of its shriveled up appearance. The term is the opposite of a schlong
Milkman was about to bang that chick at the party but she refused once he unveiled his schlinky.
A disgusting looking penis. It is a long worm, usually just sitting there. It looks like dead skin.
Steven was doing pushups, and his schlinky fell out of his pants.
A word meaning the best of a group of players in an XBox live game. For example, if a group of people were playing Call of Duty, on the XBox, the highest ranked person in the game would be Schlinky.
I had Schlinky in my game earlier
Originates from the Cape Town term which relating to a special group of people. Similar in meaning to shiznit
The incuBeta shlinkey's are the bomb!