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1.
(pronounced with a heavy Southern accent)
1. A large uncircumcised, usually Southern, penis
2. What you say when you want to have sex with someone with a large uncircumcised, usually Southern penis
Do you want any schlawg on it?

His schlawg is so huge!

I just love your schlawg, Allen!
by momstien October 06, 2008
 
2.
1. a somewhat long, thick, uncircumcised penis, usually of a Southern man

2. a metaphorical condiment, the eating of which is a euphemism for having sex
Man, he has an awesome schlawg!

Q: Do you want some schlawg on it?
A: Yes. Yes, I do.
by Intergalactic October 24, 2008
 
3.
1. a thick, somewhat long, uncircumcised penis, usually attached to a Southern man.

2. a metaphorical condiment used as a euphemism for sex
Wow, he has an amazing schlawg.

Do you want any schlawg on it?
by Cornelius22 October 12, 2008
 
4.
1. a somewhat long, thick, uncircumcised penis, usually of a Southern man

2. a metaphorical condiment, the eating of which is a euphemism for having sex
Man, he has an awesome schlawg!

Q: Do you want some schlawg on it?
A: Yes. Yes, I do.
by Schlawger October 23, 2008
 
5.
1. a somewhat long, thick, uncircumcised penis, usually of a Southern man

2. a metaphorical condiment, the eating of which is a euphemism for having sex
Man, he has an awesome schlawg!

Q: Do you want some schlawg on it?
A: Yes. Yes, I do.
by BennyBowler November 10, 2008