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1. Schlarp
Short version of schlarpper (slapper)
Your mum is such a schlarp! She let me donkey punch her last night.
2. schlarp
The mindless act of weilding one's dick to merely complete it's insipid mission on any type of 'receptacle'.
Schlarp the dode!
Schlarping the dode, dude!
A North Tahoe expression in passing.
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