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1) One whose sole purpose is to tease the world with their physique, comedic gold, and plenty of rolfs to rub it in.
I was walking by and I didn't recognize her at first I said "Hi" and she gave me a I look and she said "I don't know you, rofl"
I knew then it was "Schilted"
by HGL January 14, 2004

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