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A four hour work day, because one is too lazy and retarded to complete an eight hour work day.
Well Randy, I think I'm going to pull a schellhase today. I wouldn't want to tire myself, for I have a long night of granny 500's and Jersey Hot Pockets to engage in.
by Bubble-Bitch January 15, 2011
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