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An imaginary route used to explain otherwise inexplicable lateness. Francine: "Bob, you're two and a half hours late! What took you so long?!"
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1. the long way
2. the wrong way We were supposed to turn on 13th Street to get to the Capitol, but I guess we can take the scenic route...through Virginia.
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An Elevator ride to or from the top or high floor of a building that stops at every floor on the way up or down. "I tried to get out of work before those idiots downstairs in accounting so I wouldn't have to take the scenic route in the elevator ride down"
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1. The act of plowing your way through a bunch of scene kids at a lame concert out of sheer boredom. "Man, that show last night was so boring, I took the scenic route all the way to the front just to tell the lead singer how much they sucked."
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