a scene kid is someone who tries to be emo, but isn't. They tend to wear converse shoes all the time, with tight jeans and tight tops. Their hair covers most of their face and is usually dies, black with red, black with blonde or blonde with black. If they need glasses (and sometimes if they don't) they will have thick square ones. THeir hair is always short and they draw elaborate designs with eyeliner on their face thinking it makes them 'different'. They cut themselves to fit in with the rest of the scene, sometime cutting words like 'die' and 'kill' and 'depressed' onto themselves. They then pretend they are depressed and make up stories about how hard their life is. In portsmouth, uk, a popular place to hang out is the guildhall or 'guild' as the scene kids call it or victoria park which is shortened to 'vikky park' or anywhere they can get stoned, drink alcohol, smoke and have sex in random places away from the police. They tend to wear baggy hoodies and theive things from shops such as withit. They wear band t-shirts and have obsessions with anything that has stripes, polka dots, stars and studded belts are a must have.
They say that rap, hip-hop music is rubbish, though at any given chance they will listen to it, though when confronted of this they will declare their love for bands like my chemical romance, taking back sunday and fall out boy. (I like those bands but i never listen to rap or hip-hop etc threfore not scene)
They will write emo everywhere and many girls will kiss girls and boys will kiss boys if there's a big enough crowd. Many will film it and put it on their myspace.com account, which every scene kid has. They will try and add random people just to increase their friends list and will spend most of the day editing their page. Their msn name and myspace name will be something to do with dying, depression, sex, love or being 'emo'.
Scene kids love to get high, though they will never do drugs, they will simply get high on flu medicine or aerosols.
That's what a scene kid is. Locally also known as Scenemo because they are wannabe emos.
Calls everyone they know emo somebody, goth somebody, chav somebody, indie somebody or townie somebody, depending on what that person supposedly is.
Example of scene kid msn conversation:
XxBleedingStarxX: I cut myself again today
XxXxXDepressed.For.LifeXxXxX: Me too. I was so depressed I wrote die onto my arm
XxBleedingStarxX:Cool I got high on my solphadol today, just so the pain would go
XxXxXDepressed.For.LifeXxXxX:Rad I had sex with emo chris last night in the bush by the common
XxBleedingStarxX:Really? Wow Are you going to see from first to last?
XxXxXDepressed.For.LifeXxXxX: Yes I'm going with emo chris, emo kate, goth joe, and indie Chloe
XxBleedingStarxX: I can't go tell goth joe his boyfriend was snogging that emo rob last night.
XxXxXDepressed.For.LifeXxXxX: He knows, I showed him the film on myspace
XxBleedingStarxX: Oh right have you checked out my myspace i have a new stripey background and I've got 1,020 friends
XxXxXDepressed.For.LifeXxXxX: dam you've got more than me I've only got 1,002. I'm depressed now, I must go and cut myself (places picture of bleeding arm as msn display picture and logs off)
by jazz salmon September 24, 2006
Scene kid is just an emo in denial. Emos are losers. They are a type of poser. Scene kid is just an emo kid who doesn't want to be called emo because they are stupid. Emo guys are loser fags in denial. They dress and act like girls and anorexic as hell. It's just a way for preppy posers to be a part of something to feel special. They are the most annoying creatures on earth.
emo loser = scene kid
by DravenX September 06, 2006
The most fucking annoying label you`ll ever see.
Kids who love wearing tight pants,usually have long hair,fucked up chucks,and checkered vans. Usually mistaken for a skater.
You mostly see middle schoolers looking like this.
Scene Kid- Hey lets go to them mall and by some KREW pants, buddy.
by TheIntelligence. May 08, 2006
Kids that go all the shows of the same band and think that they are best friends
scene kids should take a break from shows..
by Ball Savior January 07, 2005
What is probably the most annoying creature on the face of the Earth?
The Scene Kid. Look at the way they dress, looks like they went for a dumpster dive behind the salvation army in the late 80s. They do stupid shit that no one likes just to draw attention, like to throw a shoe at someone who decided to take a nap. You ask how is this a summer time problem? It really isn't, its a school year problem. Its just annoying kids who come to high school and decide to combine the dickness of the jocks and the bad fashion taste of Dillon Bailey and Emo kids (sorry Dillon, lol).

Let's go into more depth of the scene kid equation.

Dumb kid + being spoiled + not understanding the definition of cool + not being able to dress themselves

all that ^ divided by the stuff below

indecisiveness - true happiness

all that multiplied by the emo factor = scene kid.

Now why do scene kids exsist in a world like this? Because some where along the line, all the wanna-bes in the subcultures got together and had one big orgy, following, all the wanna-be cultures realized they had brought about their own death and all the posers in these wanna-be communes immediately realized that they had created an even more annoying being then themselves creating a lack of need for their generation, so they all ran of the Cliffs of Dover. The Scene kids were now just in an infantile state and left alon in these poser communes, they took up all the mismatched and no longer in style clothing and wore it in outfits that looked like shit and potentially would drive off future mates. After a good semester or two, the wanna-bes had repopulated, thus throwing the scene kids into a world of homeless chaos, the emo factor came in. They became hateful and bitter with the world and felt unaccepted, so they decided to show their anger instead of being like the emos and bottling it up, so they began to develop annoyance techniques to make the other subcultures feel pain. Their first attempt was throwing shit at the outsiders. It worked well enough at first, but the more angered subcultures would throw shit back, but now since their bodies and feelings had been weakened by the emo factor, they couldn't take the pain and were easily beaten back by the other angry students and then the scene kids would go back to their seats/desks and cry for the rest of the class. They needed a new tactic, so they adopted a tactic from one of the oldest subcultures, the jock attitude. Be a dick verbally as much as possible. Soon scene kids became more powerful, able to pick on the nerds. But soon, the fun would stop, most scene kids discovered that whilst being a scene kid it was hard to maintain a relationship and this would trigger the emo factor into mass emo-osity. Once the realtionship would end, the scene kid will sink into an emo stage of nonstop crying for a months, during this month or months, depending on how emo the scene kid is, both the male and female scene kids are struck with PMS and become total and complete spoiled brats, throwing mood swings, chairs, shoes, books, and book bags as their face is as red as a tomato, it is best to avoid the scene kid in this state, because it will either result in getting hit with something or you releasing your madd fists of fury on their ass and getting sent to the principals office. It is most likely not a very good idea to release your madd Tood Johnson kung-fu skills on a scene kid in this state because it will most likely dig you into more trouble than you usually get into and when you get back from your stay in Lawler's Deth Room, the scene kid will remain the same way for longer, sometimes when a scene kid has a break up in a relation ship, they can slip into complete emo-osity and never return, this is good as it means one less scene kid and one more nonexsistent person. At the end of the year, the scene kid winds down into a self-secluded state and begins to hybernate for the summer and prepare for its long stay at home because no one likes them. During their hybernation, most scene kids place themselves infront of the PC to Myspace until the beginning of next school year.
That Monique chick is a scene kid. What a piece of shit.
by Death to Scene June 26, 2007
For FUCKS sake
get the fucking defination right.

Someone who wears too many clothes, neon colours and have shit loads of braclets and multi coloured bright hair is NOT fucking scenekid.
That is a KandiKid, okay?
And my god, they are stupid.

Someone who listens to dashboard confessional, Atreyu ect ect, wears stripy gloves and bandanas covering their face/ around there necks, and have one lip piercing is not scenekid.
Its fucking EMO. :@

Someone who wears baggy jeans, likes iron maiden and has long, greasy skanky hair with acne and looks like a fucking MINGE is not a scenekid.
Thats a fucking GREEBO.

A scene kid is someone who by looking at them you can't tell if they are a chav or a scenkid. They go to gigs, listen to metal (none of that iron maiden gobshite), have monroe, madonna, bridge, tongue, septum, webbings pierced and tunnels that aren't wimpy little fucktard sizes. 10mm plus k :)
they have country shirts, THOSE boob tubes from Dorothy Perkins, Shop at Topshop and wear skinny jeans religiously. on guys adidas, nike ect shorts are accepted, even prefered sometimes. They have chav shoes and jackets, and any hair colour is fine, unless its ginger. Most styles are long with a side fringe for girls, or any type of medium length cut for a guy.
So get it FUCKING RIGHT losers.
"people these days cannot get labels right can they" - REAL scenkid.

"err look at tht scenekid" - says townie to fellow townie about a KANDIKID.
by cloe<3<3<3 September 23, 2007
Stupid pain is the ass poser kids that only do somthing because its "in" or "cool" there basicly Trend Whores or of that nature, they just follow somthing to fit in with a crowd or to seem cool which only makes them look even more stupid.... See Poser
Hey wasnt he just dressed punk the other day???
Yeah.. now he wants to try and be skater
its the "in" thing this week...
by Prizzem October 15, 2004

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