Kids that go all the shows of the same band and think that they are best friends
scene kids should take a break from shows..
by Ball Savior January 07, 2005
What is probably the most annoying creature on the face of the Earth?
The Scene Kid. Look at the way they dress, looks like they went for a dumpster dive behind the salvation army in the late 80s. They do stupid shit that no one likes just to draw attention, like to throw a shoe at someone who decided to take a nap. You ask how is this a summer time problem? It really isn't, its a school year problem. Its just annoying kids who come to high school and decide to combine the dickness of the jocks and the bad fashion taste of Dillon Bailey and Emo kids (sorry Dillon, lol).

Let's go into more depth of the scene kid equation.

Dumb kid + being spoiled + not understanding the definition of cool + not being able to dress themselves

all that ^ divided by the stuff below

indecisiveness - true happiness

all that multiplied by the emo factor = scene kid.

Now why do scene kids exsist in a world like this? Because some where along the line, all the wanna-bes in the subcultures got together and had one big orgy, following, all the wanna-be cultures realized they had brought about their own death and all the posers in these wanna-be communes immediately realized that they had created an even more annoying being then themselves creating a lack of need for their generation, so they all ran of the Cliffs of Dover. The Scene kids were now just in an infantile state and left alon in these poser communes, they took up all the mismatched and no longer in style clothing and wore it in outfits that looked like shit and potentially would drive off future mates. After a good semester or two, the wanna-bes had repopulated, thus throwing the scene kids into a world of homeless chaos, the emo factor came in. They became hateful and bitter with the world and felt unaccepted, so they decided to show their anger instead of being like the emos and bottling it up, so they began to develop annoyance techniques to make the other subcultures feel pain. Their first attempt was throwing shit at the outsiders. It worked well enough at first, but the more angered subcultures would throw shit back, but now since their bodies and feelings had been weakened by the emo factor, they couldn't take the pain and were easily beaten back by the other angry students and then the scene kids would go back to their seats/desks and cry for the rest of the class. They needed a new tactic, so they adopted a tactic from one of the oldest subcultures, the jock attitude. Be a dick verbally as much as possible. Soon scene kids became more powerful, able to pick on the nerds. But soon, the fun would stop, most scene kids discovered that whilst being a scene kid it was hard to maintain a relationship and this would trigger the emo factor into mass emo-osity. Once the realtionship would end, the scene kid will sink into an emo stage of nonstop crying for a months, during this month or months, depending on how emo the scene kid is, both the male and female scene kids are struck with PMS and become total and complete spoiled brats, throwing mood swings, chairs, shoes, books, and book bags as their face is as red as a tomato, it is best to avoid the scene kid in this state, because it will either result in getting hit with something or you releasing your madd fists of fury on their ass and getting sent to the principals office. It is most likely not a very good idea to release your madd Tood Johnson kung-fu skills on a scene kid in this state because it will most likely dig you into more trouble than you usually get into and when you get back from your stay in Lawler's Deth Room, the scene kid will remain the same way for longer, sometimes when a scene kid has a break up in a relation ship, they can slip into complete emo-osity and never return, this is good as it means one less scene kid and one more nonexsistent person. At the end of the year, the scene kid winds down into a self-secluded state and begins to hybernate for the summer and prepare for its long stay at home because no one likes them. During their hybernation, most scene kids place themselves infront of the PC to Myspace until the beginning of next school year.
That Monique chick is a scene kid. What a piece of shit.
by Death to Scene June 26, 2007
For FUCKS sake
get the fucking defination right.

Someone who wears too many clothes, neon colours and have shit loads of braclets and multi coloured bright hair is NOT fucking scenekid.
That is a KandiKid, okay?
And my god, they are stupid.

Someone who listens to dashboard confessional, Atreyu ect ect, wears stripy gloves and bandanas covering their face/ around there necks, and have one lip piercing is not scenekid.
Its fucking EMO. :@

Someone who wears baggy jeans, likes iron maiden and has long, greasy skanky hair with acne and looks like a fucking MINGE is not a scenekid.
Thats a fucking GREEBO.

A scene kid is someone who by looking at them you can't tell if they are a chav or a scenkid. They go to gigs, listen to metal (none of that iron maiden gobshite), have monroe, madonna, bridge, tongue, septum, webbings pierced and tunnels that aren't wimpy little fucktard sizes. 10mm plus k :)
they have country shirts, THOSE boob tubes from Dorothy Perkins, Shop at Topshop and wear skinny jeans religiously. on guys adidas, nike ect shorts are accepted, even prefered sometimes. They have chav shoes and jackets, and any hair colour is fine, unless its ginger. Most styles are long with a side fringe for girls, or any type of medium length cut for a guy.
So get it FUCKING RIGHT losers.
"people these days cannot get labels right can they" - REAL scenkid.

"err look at tht scenekid" - says townie to fellow townie about a KANDIKID.
by cloe<3<3<3 September 23, 2007
Stupid pain is the ass poser kids that only do somthing because its "in" or "cool" there basicly Trend Whores or of that nature, they just follow somthing to fit in with a crowd or to seem cool which only makes them look even more stupid.... See Poser
Hey wasnt he just dressed punk the other day???
Yeah.. now he wants to try and be skater
its the "in" thing this week...
by Prizzem October 15, 2004
someone who goes along with the whole "scenester" scene. they normally will be into all of these "scene bands" just to fit in with the other "scenesters"
its a fucking poseur way of life.
OMFGZZZ im soo SCENE! I got A little DinoBow in my choppy black hair!!
Scene does not refer to emo (which is currently a nonexistent music genre- easily mistaken for pop-punk)in any way.

Scene refers to the music scene in someones town.
If many metal bands play in a town and there are lots of kids who go to metal shows...their "Scene" would be the "metal scene"
If many indie bands play in a town and there are lots of kids who go to indie shows...their "Scene" would be the "indie scene"
If many industrial bands play in a town and there are lots of kids who go to industrial shows...their "Scene" would be the "industrial scene"

and so on and so forth.
Scene doesn't reflect on the way a person dresses, how they act, what there emotional status is or how many times they "cut maselfffffff"
Scene just refers to music.
Metalhead1- yo man i love our 'scene!
Metalhead2- dude me too! i love seeing all these new metal bands at the local VFW!

indiekid1- i can't wait to go to the show tonight at the local small venue! our scene and our scene (kid)s are awesome!
indiekid2- i agree, i love our indie scene. the way localindieband's keyboard player rocks the Moog is awesome!

raplover1- yo dawg, this show is gonna be tight! i love hearin new beats comin up for da undaground...and what i love the most is that they're right herrr!
raplover2- w0rd, our scene is off da chain!
by epiphone105 December 07, 2006
a lozer who thinks there the fucking sex when really there assholes with hair covering one eye. there rich and buy news clothes everyday, and they only wear whats cool.
they pose bands, and oh they have to have 0835002345092359702 million freinds on myspace.
they dye there hair wayy too muchh..and ruin the music scene.
a guy and a girl talking, they are so scene.


here is there conversation.

XXtearsXBLOODX- hey hawtie, did u cut today i did becuz i didnt get new shoes.
XcutsxWRIST- awww, dude i have sex hair, lets go die it!!!
XXTEARSXBLOOD- ok but let me wipe the blood from my wrist
XcutsxWRIST-OK, lets go to the from first to last concert, even tho we never really heard them..
XXTEARSXBLOOD-ok, im wearing there shirt right now, im so poserish

i hate scene kids, there gay
by sarah [scene kids suck] November 11, 2005

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