Scene kids are awesome. We don't admit to being scene but we totally are. We're hated by many for being who we are but we don't care. We always have a Myspace and have alliterative or rhyming names such as Shannon Passion, Victoria Vanity, or Brooke Burnout. Sometimes our names don't rhyme at all, such as Emily Suicide or Jenna Razor Blade. Our hair is very important to us. Mine is bra-strap length, dark and curly, with blue and pink streaks and long, thick blunt bangs that touch my eyelashes. Since my hair is curly I can't tease it, but if you work with curly hair right it can look amazingly scene. Of course if your hair is straight you can tease it the traditional scene-way and all that good stuff. Scene kids love to dye their hair and wear huge childish hair bows. Makeup is another thing that's important. My makeup is thick, black eyes and nude lips. The eyes are the main point so we don't play up our lips because we don't want anyone to be distracted from our gorgeous eyes. Some scene kids also wear rainbow eye makeup, but it's rather hard to pull off. Most scene kids are pale, but that's not to say that scene kids can't be of the darker skin tone too. My skin is like brown sugar, and I don't have the stereotypical straight hair, blue eyes and ghost-white skin. So anyone can be scene, if they want to. Scene kids also like to wear tight band tees and tees with random cute stuff on it like Hello Kitty. Dark-washed skinny jeans are an absolute must. Jeans simply cannot be light unless they're pure white. Neon skinny jeans and animal print ones are a plus too. Scene kids also wear dark washed minis with animal print or neon leggings underneath. If skinny jeans are destroyed, they also wear tights underneath. Hoodies can be any color, but the main ones are funky neon colors, pure black and pure white. Dark blues and plums are generally not seen on a scene kid. Accessories are wristbands, fake pearls, pyramid stud belts, Hello Kitty/Invader Zim/robot/random cute necklaces, simple hoop earrings or crazy outlandish ones, and tons of jelly bracelets. Scene kids also like piercings, although to be scene it's not mandatory. The most common ones are septum piercings and snakebites. Scene kids love cutesy things like Gloomy Bear, Hello Kitty, Invader Zim, Miffy, Happy Tree Friends, etc. Scene kids are very confident, threading the line of conceited. But who can blame us? We're gorgeous. Scene kids can also wear glasses, but they have to be thick, plastic frames in either black or white. Anything else just isn't scene enough. We always go to shows and post pictures from them on our Myspace. We like screamo bands, but we basically enjoy any music other than rap or country. Scene kids are either hxc or sxe. Hardcore = hxc and it means that you drink, do drugs, and engage in casual sex. Straight edge = sxe, and it means that you don't. (For the record, I am sxe.) Scene kids idolize our fellow scene queens such as Kiki Kannibal, Zui Suicide, Hannabeth and Audrey Kitching. We also love Jeffree Star and think Alex Evans is amazingly cute. We use lots of scene lingo such as "rawrr", "you are the sex", "that's golden", "that's radd", "that's stellar", "your clothes are so Vogue", etc. For shoes we wear Converse in assorted colors or cute ballet flats. We also like coontails, which you can either dye straight into your hair or get extensions. Oversized sunglasses in black or white are a must because they have an air of mystery and fame to them, which scene kids like. We always accept every single friend request we get on Myspace and strive to have the most friends. We're very goofy and fun, and contrary to popular belief, we don't cut, we're not depressed, and we're generally not openly rude to anyone. We are NOT emo, so do not call us that or else we'll get ultimately pissed. Most of us dream of becoming a model, photographer, or hair stylist. We're happy and fun-loving. Every scene kid is original. :]
Scene Kid: "Do you want to go see Hawthorne Heights tonight? I hear their performance is gonna be totally stellar."

Other Scene Kid: "That's golden. Let's go."

Scene Kid: "Okay, but I have to fix my hair and makeup first. Oh-em-gee, where did I put my Hello Kitty necklace?"

Other Scene Kid: "Your clothes are Vogue enough. You don't need that Hello Kitty Necklace. Now, that show is gonna be thasexx and I don't wanna miss it!"

Average Kid: "Ugh, what is it with scene kids?"

Both Scene Kids: *eyeroll* "You wouldn't understand." *dissolves into a sea of obnoxious giggles*
by Shannon Mannequin May 12, 2009
Topic to cause drama on UD.

Random person posts long diatribe that basically amounts to
"Sene kidz r ghey lOL"

Scenekid posts response: "We're not all assholes, but...yadda yadda... maybe you're just jealous". This should be read as "I'll feign indignance and keep up my holier-than-thou attitude to look cool on LOL_THE_INTERNET."

The real truth is that arrogance, ignorance, prejudce, elitism, and ageism (scene KID?) are all horrible things that both parties are guilty of.

(A)//(E)
This topic is it's own example of how user-defined term "scene kids" caused drama on itself on ur.. fucking TIME PARADOX
by Contravene June 12, 2007
Scene kids, like everyone else, follow trends.
Most of the stuff people say is true and most of the 'scene' kids admit they try to be scene.
They may go out and buy hundreds of dollars worth of clothes just to look scene.
Most scene kids shop at Hot Topic, Delia*s, and Journeys.
I see lots of scene kids every day, and this is usually what they have and how they look..

Scene girl must-haves:
-short,layered haircut
-extentions (in case a guy hates short hair)
-black and light blonde hair
-black chipped nail polish
-bright colored bows
-clothes with stars/hearts on them
-fur trimmed jacket
-tight,destroyed designer jeans
-other scene chick friends
-hot scene boyfriend
-iPod
-skimmers AKA doll shoes
-white studded belt hanging off the hips
-monroe ring
-flashy earrings
-mispell their name on myspace. IE: Susie - Siouxsie

Scene boy must-haves:
-extremely choppy haircut
-black colored hair with blond or red
-tightly fitting shirts
-black or white studded belt
-tight jeans with boxers pulled up too high
-bandana in the back pocket
-lip ring/snake bites
-vans shoes

In addition, they all have to go to lots and lots of local shows and hang out in their little cliques when they go. Most of the guys hardcore dance, or atleast attempt and get made fun of. They also must have more than 1000 myspace friends to be considered 'cool.'
Siouxsie: Are you going to the show tonight, Timmeigh?
Timmy: Of course, all the scene kids will be there.
by aireannuh November 11, 2006
the ever popular "scene kid".
go on myspace and you will get real life examples of a countless amount. with enough pictures for your mind to blur with the same repetitive images of bad hair, horrible photography (that they perceive to be "artistic") taken from horrible angles, ugly hair clips, anorexic boys, fake girls, tight pants, and wayyy too much eyeliner.
scene kids can usually be found at the local mall, spending their rich white parents' money on things that are ever-so-"kewl" at the moment and will make them all the more hxc. they also flock to shows and concerts like a black person to a pack of menthols.
scene kids are under the impression that they are way cooler and better than anyone who is not "with the scene". the boys enjoy kissing each other for attention. the girls enjoy giving the attention. the boys whine too much, but then again.. so do the girls.
they use slang such as "kthx" "rawr" and other unoriginal lingo that i don't care enough to elaborate on. they find it amusing to poo-poo anything not in the scene. they find it ABSOLUTELY hilarious to make fun of anything ghetto/rap/gang related.
scene kids will do anything to fit in. they pretend not to care, even though we all know how much time they spend fixing their multicolored hair.
some advice for the scene kids; boys- eat something, stop wearing makeup, and PLEASE stop shopping in the girl's department. girls- suck up your insecurities, lay the concert tees to rest, and get a hair color that actually suits you.
"wow. i'm going to be a kewl scene kid, say i'm original and impersonate every other god damn unoriginal teenager on the god forsaken website called myspace and take a shit load of pictures of myself and my hair with my expensive digital camera! don't you <3 my hxc hairband and all new tight pants? kthx. weRd."
by anna hogarth January 12, 2006
this is a note of clarity following the other "definitions"

its not becoming of a person to insult another based on silly "definitions" proposed by some small minded people.
some people take this way too seriously
by konolamastakatresand July 12, 2005
They all have big noses. They try to dress to stand out of the crowd. They all deny they are scene kids, just to apparently not look like a poser but they all are because they're insecure and uncertain. they have dead dyed hair and have to straighten their hair all the time. Sometimes the chicks curl it but only occasionally. Popular key terms that are familiar that come with this scene kid includes but not limited:
side kick, hair bow clips, flashy jewelry, salon done nails (for the higher stuck up scene chicks) slick straight hair, greasy hair (for the trashy trashy scene kids), messed up teeth(for the insecure high colored dressed scene kids) BIG OR ODD ODD ODD NOSES, maybe a small poor puppy (stuck up scene again), teased hair, hello kitty, eye lashes, thick eye shadow, thick eye liner, rainbow colors, stupid sayings that are random and make no sense (again, for attention so someone can think they're actually unique and original, but actually pathetic) flats, boots, high heels, plaid, gay emo screaming music, poppy music, drives VW Beetle, all about peace and war, pale, smokes, no future, says they're going to be a psychologist or a cosmetologist, wants revenge on ex's. secretly likes twilight, whores, man whores, gay, lesbian/bi, EXTENSIONS, has a new piercing every week and decides to grow it back in, pierce it again, hip piercings that look meaningless...
OMZOMGZ FER SURE ITS 2011 AND I STILL SAY GROATY! I'M A SCENE KID AND SO HOT AND HAVE TONS OF FRIENDS AND MY EX IS A TOOL BAG THAT BROKE UP WITH ME BC I'M CRAZY!
by SamHorneeee5118 January 12, 2011
their first name is never Matt. they paint they're pants on. they usually have gauges in their ears the size of plates. they like to listen to screaming hardcore music. they also like to wear bands shirts. sometimes they are homosexual. you will often find a scene kid roaming around in odd places, like video game arcades and bathrooms. (most are seen taking pictures of themselves in public bathroom mirrors with cute little notes written on their hand, and they never smile)
by yo yo yo bro December 30, 2010
A scene kid is a kid who dresses in bright colors and does a lot of annoying shit with their hair in order to fit in and look cool. They also listen to horrible, obnoxious music, and tend to think they're better than everyone else; not to mention they love attention and... "making a scene." They try their hardest to be a scenester, but inevitably fail.
"Hey guys! How about we come back here tomorrow with our hair standing up as high as it'll go and just stand here looking cool while listening to the best music EVER, like Brokencyde and Attack Attack! We're sure to make a scene that way! After all, we ARE scene kids."
by dstryr/dstryr April 01, 2010
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