Scene kids are awesome. We wear funky neon colors, and we layer tanks over long sleeved tees a lot. Graphic tees are a big part of our style, and our tees usually have something like Gir, Skelanimals, or Hello Kitty on them. Anything cute and childish is perfect. Tight band tees are a plus as well, especially if they're vintage. We also wear dark washed skinny jeans. The tighter the better. Ballet flats are cute, but I prefer Converse in assorted colors. Accessories include bright, noticeable earrings, jelly bracelets, fake beads and pearls, and any vintage/out there jewelry you can find. Hair is probably our most important feature. It MUST be dead straight. No curls, waves, or any hint of volume allowed. We tease it a lot, and then put things such as oversized neon bows and kiddie clips in it. Some people dye their hair neon colors or bleach it, but mine is naturally dark, and I never bothered to dye it. Coontails are also big in the scene community. You can get extensions, or you can bleach/dye your hair so you have them directly in your hair. Makeup is another thing us scene kids love. I usually use mascara, liquid eyeliner, black eyeshadow, and stick eyeliner, so my eyes are very smoky and black. Neon colors are accepted as well. Almost every scene kid has a Myspace. You must accept every single friend request you get. You must also go to tons of shows, and post pictures on your Myspace. Us scene kids are very, very conceited/vain. We know we look better than you. We know we are better than you, and we never fail to show it. We almost always think that people who aren't "scene" are unattractive and therefore we generally don't hang out with them. We're very goofy and fun, and contrary to popular belief, we don't cut, we're not depressed, and we're generally not rude or mean to people who don't bother us. Most of us dream of becoming a model, photographer, hair stylist, or some kind of artist. Modeling, photographing, and styling other people's hair are three of my main hobbies, and I love it. We'll get deeply offended if you call us emo, so don't. We will deny being scene as well, even though we totally are. We love anything bright, happy, cute, and fun. If you're SxE it means you don't drink, do drugs, etc. If you're HxC it means you do. (I'm SxE.) We use lots of scene lingo, such as "the sexx", "radd", and "stellar". We also have "scene names", which are alliterative names, such as Brooke Burnout or Tina Terror or Hannah Homicide. And finally, remember: You can never go wrong as long as you're original!
Scene Kid: OMG Look at that totally cute Hello Kitty necklace! It's thasexx!!
Other Scene Kid: Oh em gee yeah!! It's totally radd!! Let's totally get it!!
Both: *laughing hysterically as they run into the store*
by Shannon Suicide January 20, 2009
this is a note of clarity following the other "definitions"

its not becoming of a person to insult another based on silly "definitions" proposed by some small minded people.
some people take this way too seriously
by konolamastakatresand July 12, 2005
their first name is never Matt. they paint they're pants on. they usually have gauges in their ears the size of plates. they like to listen to screaming hardcore music. they also like to wear bands shirts. sometimes they are homosexual. you will often find a scene kid roaming around in odd places, like video game arcades and bathrooms. (most are seen taking pictures of themselves in public bathroom mirrors with cute little notes written on their hand, and they never smile)
by yo yo yo bro December 30, 2010
A scene kid is a kid who dresses in bright colors and does a lot of annoying shit with their hair in order to fit in and look cool. They also listen to horrible, obnoxious music, and tend to think they're better than everyone else; not to mention they love attention and... "making a scene." They try their hardest to be a scenester, but inevitably fail.
"Hey guys! How about we come back here tomorrow with our hair standing up as high as it'll go and just stand here looking cool while listening to the best music EVER, like Brokencyde and Attack Attack! We're sure to make a scene that way! After all, we ARE scene kids."
by dstryr/dstryr April 01, 2010
If I were asked to define a "scene kid", normally my answer would be, "A whore (Not necessarily in the prostitute form, although at least 75% of them will have sex with anything that moves.) who enjoys not only making a fool of them-selfself, but making them-self completely devoid of any intelligence, individuality, and having general ignorance of both the musical and written arts (including paintings, drawings, etc.), as well as a complete ignorance to society in general. More than likely this person will drop out of school, or never attend college, and end up with a dead end job at a mall, or whatever public establishment is cool at the time. This person will say "Working at the mall isn't that bad," or something to that effect, however, we all know that this is not true, because while you are wasting your time making minimum wage, the rest of us sensible people will be contributing to society (although it is all quite pointless, seriously, you'll be forgotten in one hundred years regardless of your accomplishments.) and supporting ourselves and our families with our high income. This particular subculture (if it can be called that, I feel 'label' could be more fitting) also enjoys listening to horrible music. (see: Screamo) After all, it is the cool thing to listen to, right?

Personally, I don't give a shit, just stop flailing your arms around and acting like douche bags. Grow the fuck up.
Scene kids are giant faggots. End of story.
by Notafag321321 August 30, 2009
What is up with everyone claiming that just the Emo look is called scene? it's not. A 'Scene kid' is someone who takes over the look of a specific genre. If you like Emo/Hardcore and you wear your sisters Jeans then you're a scene kid. If you like Rap & wear your big brothers XXL G-Unit shirt than you're a scene kid. If you're A metal head and you wear bandanas in your long hair then you're a scene kid. If you like Ska and wear checkered patterns or dress like Rudy/Skanker then you're a scene kid. Half the population in this retarded world is a Scene Kid. get it right.
"hey, look at that scene kid. He listens to Punk-Rock!"
"hey, look at that scene kid...I can tell he really likes Rap"
"that scene kid has the look of the emo genre...his taste in music isn't that good..."
by GynecologistMikePhillips987 July 26, 2009
FAG.
scene kid......... FAG.
by pennywisethedancingclown July 18, 2009
Same emo, different music. Often persecuted.
For a better idea of a scene kid, see emo for reference.
by SkyWulf July 13, 2009

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