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14.
Scat : To eat excrement.

McScat : To eat a McDonalds burger.

HotScat: To empty ones bowels over the
wife 3 hours after eating a
very hot curry.

Scatter
gun : To drop a load on the missus
after dining heavily on lentils
which don't digest and turn the
anus into a machine gun.

Scat
blues : A disapointing end to the
nights fun due to excessive
straining caused by the
consumption of to many eggs.
John and Mandy were on their way home from the pub.
"Do you fancy a "McScat" Mandy?" said John.
"Eughh! not likely" said Mandy. "What about a curry"?
"We had a "HotScat" last week and the flat still stinks" said John. I fancy a "scattergun".
"Well I don't" said Mandy "those undigested lentils really hurt when they come firing out your arse at 100mph. I was covered in little bruises last time, as well as loads of shit" she added.
John frowned slightly and played lovingly with Mandys hair. "At least we won't have the "ScatBlues" tonight my love as I ate some king sized lavative bars earlier and I can feel some rumbling"
"Oh John, I love you" said Mandy.
"I love you to" said john.
by skinupman November 20, 2004
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1.
sexual practices related to shit
by anonymous March 22, 2003
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2.
To chow down on large amounts of big, hot, shit.
Sir Jerald looked over to Lady Penelope and gave her a sly wink. "You're really going to love this next course," he said in a hushed whisper full of promise. The servent bought a steaming dinner plate to the table and lifted the silver cover. Lady Penelope's eyes lit up with delight and she blushed furiously at Sir Jerald. "My favourite!" she exclaimed and cut deeply into the big fat pile of shit that had oozed out of Geralds asshole not half an hour ago.
by Kkussler June 29, 2003
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3.
a form of extremely fast rapping. words sang usually have no meaning.
Ski ba ba ba do bop

I'm a scatman!

-Scatman John
by blazefast September 01, 2004
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4.
1)abbreviation of scatophagy, meaning the consumption of excrement.
2) Defecation or faeces.
3) Substitute for the word shit
1) Don't do that scat here.
2) I need to take a scat.
3) Oh scat!! That must've hurt.
by Chang Wang November 03, 2003
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5.
Sex involving poopy love.
I want to scat with you mommy.
by Mr. Hot Stuff July 25, 2004
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6.
turding all over a lovers head
scat on my face John
by Dave December 12, 2003
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7.
The only thing that turns normal people on, next to vomit and sticking an arm up a mare's rectum.
i like me some crispy corn nuggets. Scat is the SHIT.
by runpoochrun November 03, 2011
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