McScat : To eat a McDonalds burger.
HotScat: To empty ones bowels over the
wife 3 hours after eating a
very hot curry.
gun : To drop a load on the missus
after dining heavily on lentils
which don't digest and turn the
anus into a machine gun.
blues : A disapointing end to the
nights fun due to excessive
straining caused by the
consumption of to many eggs.
"Do you fancy a "McScat" Mandy?" said John.
"Eughh! not likely" said Mandy. "What about a curry"?
"We had a "HotScat" last week and the flat still stinks" said John. I fancy a "scattergun".
"Well I don't" said Mandy "those undigested lentils really hurt when they come firing out your arse at 100mph. I was covered in little bruises last time, as well as loads of shit" she added.
John frowned slightly and played lovingly with Mandys hair. "At least we won't have the "ScatBlues" tonight my love as I ate some king sized lavative bars earlier and I can feel some rumbling"
"Oh John, I love you" said Mandy.
"I love you to" said john.