A town whose zip code spans 20 different towns because everyone wants to say theyre from Scarsdale
I live in Eastchester but my address says Scarsdale, NY 10583.
by Anonymous July 29, 2003
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The town in which snobby moms meet for coffee at Starbucks, or grab a bite from Metro, Chat and Moscato and exchange the latest gossip, Walk street fathers head off to work every morning in their designer suits carrying Italian leather suitcases, and teenagers in fancy cars typically the Audi A4 with music turned all the way up, drive to the highschool to start a new day of classes and social interactions. A place of large homes and an unnecessary number of golf courses. The village of Scarsdale has control over how tall trees get, whether or not street lights are allowed, and if cobblestones are allowed in your driveway.
Typical Scarsdale Kid: You got your license? Did you get you get stuck with your moms BMW or did they get you the new Audi A4?
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Scarsdale is a very nice, extremely educational and partially wealthy town just north of New York City.
Scarsdale, admittedly, can be JAPPY and people sometimes unfortunately make fun of people if they don't have lots of money. But, we live here. We grew up here. And we have friends who don't care what we have or wear, they care about US. And yes, the public schools are INCREDIBLE and are very hardworking, and it is true that a large percentage of the students get into great colleges. So don't assume the TOTAL population of Scarsdale are JAPPY snobs, because that is just a stereotype. It is a really nice and safe town and just because there are nice houses, doesn't mean we are filthy rich snobs.
by HBLS October 9, 2008
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1. A town in England mentioned in Monty Python.

2. A town in Westchester named after the town in England by founder Caleb Heathcote in 1703. It is known for 5 things:

-The "Scarsdale Diet" and the subsequent murder of the Doctor who came up w/ it.
-A place of residence for both Linda McCartney and Yoko Ono during their childhoods.
-One of top 5 schools in Westchester (w/ a 100% graduation rate into universities and colleges).
-VERY high real estate prices due to above.
-Severe marijuana and alcohol problems among most high schoolers, which led to an unfortunate Homecoming dance which was filled with pools of vomit and 5 hospitalized teens due to binge drinking before the dance.
1. -So you're wife's been around, eh? Eh? Knowwhatimean?
-Yes. She's from Scarsdale.
-SAY NO MORE!
Monty Python.

2. We'll buy a new house… in Scarsdale!
–Friends

3. If I wanted to hear childish bickering i'd visit my grandparents in Scarsdale!
–Laws of Attraction
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a rich white town full of assholes where you get invited to a bar/bat mitzvah every weekend, then they wear the sweatshirts the next day to increase popularity.
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A small town in New York. Contrary to the definitions above, Scarsdale is a rich town but not ALL of them are rich. Yes, The football team sucks ass, since it gets an ass-kicking from the New Rochelle football team (one of the best in the state.) Anyway, every time i drive through scarsdale, i see small houses and simple cars and huge houses and nice cars (i live in new rochelle) The high school is top notch, but the middle school is HUGE! Yes there are some rich assholes is scarsdale,yes the high school might have stoners who get high but get on the honor roll, but some of this is made up. but how do i know all of this? well lets just say i have a little birdy telling me...( plus there are some yuppie moms and their crying kids walking 'round scarsdale or driving, since they only drive)
Scarsdale NY: Famous for..

1980- The creator of the Scarsdale Diet is murdered by his lover in his own home.
2002- 5 kids end up in the ER after a bunch of teenagers show up drunk for the high school homecoming party and puke all over the place.(sadly, the freshmen did too)
2013: A Scarsdale mom of three is arrested for growing 3 million dollars of pot in a warehouse in a warehouse in Queens.
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A town where people will look at you like you have 3 heads if you say you plan on attending a public university. The main town that gives Westchester County a bad name (or good name, which ever way you look at it.) The reason people think Westchester is full of snobs is mostly b/c of Scarsdale. A town whose postal address spans, literally, 6 towns, so that some people in Eastchester, Yonkers, Mamaroneck, New Rochelle, and Greenburgh can impress their relatives in Jersey by saying they live in "Scarsdale". A place where you are the pariah if you didn't get a Ferrari for your 15th birthday.
Everything that happens in Scarsdale is such a big fucking deal. Bomb threat at Scarsdale High School - front page of the newspaper. Bomb threat at Mount Vernon High School - wait, I've never heard of any bomb threats there...
The word "snob" derives from Scarsdale:
Scarsdale
New york
Obnoxious
Brat
by YO Man July 1, 2004
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