Scallys are lowlife scum who generally hang around street corners or shopping complexes waiting to either rob or intimidate someone.
They understand no large words from the english dictionary so stick to insults like 'Knob' instead of stringing together amusing profanities such as 'Knob - Jockey'.
They are generally seen wearing fake 'designer' clothing ranging from adidas to a hot favourite 'henry lloyd'. They generally wear caps that are too small for their heads thus restricting all possible blood flow to thier tiny brains, big 'Rockport' boots are popular, stripey jumpers make them look like convicts and of course tracksuit bottoms tucked into their cartoon socks are standard.
Only scallys and cyclist tuck in their trousers. Cyclists have a proper reason. To keep the bottoms from tangling with the chain. Scallys however use it as a place to store stolen goods. The items they steal will of course not fall from the trousers as they are tucked in. Why doesnt some one tell them about elastic?
Older scallys (20-30) are generally jobless and are rarely seen unless it is dole day or they are out robbing.
Younger scally females often find it essential to be pregnant by the age of 15. They generally call their devil spawn awful names like 'Michaeeloh' This of course means many more scallys are introduced into the world each day to provide a very amusing source of entertainment for the rest of us.
Visit stockport. Looks for stripey jumpers or listen for car alarms.
Commonly found all over the Uk, this individual is waste of the space that it and its miniscule brain takes up.
The male wears nike or adidas trackies with rockports or 'expensive' trainers and the essential hooded jumper. You will also see these losers wearing blue and white stripey jumpers, causing them to resemble a mint humbug holding its breath. They are incapable of walking down to the end of the street without saying to at least 3 girls, 'ere yar yo, d'you give 'ead?';
The female counterpart wears layers of foundation you could only remove with an industrial sanding machine, or maybe just with a chisel. They also tend to wear ridiculous 'gold' (gold plated) earrings. Hair is slicked back with copious amounts of gel and hairspray, and usually has bright bimbo blonde highlights in it. about 8/10 of this genre get pregnant by the age of 16, and apparently because 'The condom split' rather than i was paralytic with alcohol and couldnt be arsed to get a johnny out, or i couldnt afford them anyway. They walk around in tiny skirts and skin tight tops, with enough flab and fat hanging out to fry your bacon and eggs on for the rest of your life.
Scallys tend to smoke cheap fags like sovereign. They also corner other smokers you are minding their own business and pester them for cigs if the have to money (which is usually the case) if the person refuses, they get 'banged out', but this usually fails, because the scallys have deluded themselves that because there ar...
Person who seems to be going jogging, until you see that they are weighed down by half thier parent's wages in gold. Wears mobile phone round neck, that's what the kiddies do nowadays.
Has ego almost as big as the pair of socks they are wearing, which stretch over their jogging bottoms. Maybe an ingenius attempt to keep rain out of the ports / nikes.
Stripy jumper indicates scally leader / complete wanker.
Hey look, that scally is dressed like a humbug.
A complete loser, usually working class. Typically wears something like lacoste shellsuit top, baseball cap and trakkie b's tucked into his socks with tasteless sports classics (eg adidas). Usually by the time they are in their 20's even these idiots grow out of it, although in Liverpool there are people who never do. If they are dressing up on a fraadee nite they will put their Rockports on before catching the train to Chester to get wasted. Usually too worried about what their mates think of them to enjoy themselves, hence ruining the atmosphere whereever they go. Usually in crowds. The social hierarchy is not based on based on 'hardness', even though they aren't hard at all. If they have enough money they might also be found in Ibiza or Faleraki in the summer.
See townie, sub-class, dickhead
"British culchas fukkin grate inni"
a group of people who cannot handle diversity. Rebels without a cause. they are natsy low lives who are no use to society. they attack people in groups because people are different from them. They cant see the world from another persons point of view. They dont relaise there is a world away from their own. They also think that no one else can have opinions
"e-arh go in shop fur us?'
A "classy" person who usually wears tracksuit bottoms, baseball/burberry caps and loads of gold (chunky chains and also sovs - sovereign rings). In Birmingham they are known as kevs/shaz. Men tend to have short/shaved hair (optional bum fluff). Women wear a gelled sticky-out fringe and kiss curls. Lovely. Massive golden earings are often spotted too.
The attitude is definitely "i take no shit". Their favourite music ranges across r'n'b, garage and cheap drum'n'bass. Those creatures spend their day hanging around street corners, amusement arcades and local chip shops, often holding cans of Tennents Super, whilst they give out fashion tips to any other person who does not resemble their own look. They also tend to be attracted by Fun fairs like moths to a flame. Scallies overwhelmingly produce kids by the age of 15/16 and the single-mum rate amongst them can reach an alarming 95% peak. Older scallies/kevs might also sport a love/hate tattoo on their knuckles.
Holiday places: Blackpool, Ibiza, Tenerife, Faliraki.
"What the fook r u looking at?"
"You're staring at me pint and you spilt me bird..." (drunken scally/kev).
"Look at those kevs hanging around the mobile phone shop"
British white trash
Usually teenaged or younger, seen around town centres wearing cheap and dirty tracksuit (adidas, nike, lacoste) clothing. Often in large groups in which the social hierarchy is based on how hard they come across.
Scally in town center: Get over ere lad, yer fuckun faggot. Yer fuckun faggot...
scally was a liverpool term for "casuals" and over time has come to mean any kind of young "hood" who wears sportswear, or acts like a "plazzy gangster"
some scally wanker just stabbed me in the face with a fork!