(Adj.) What one should use to describe an item that has turned into a piece of crap or P.O.S.
Person 1: Dude your car has 8 dents, you've duct taped your mirror back on, you have 3 different rims on the tires, and you can't even open the passenger door. That's just embarassing.
Person 2: Yea, dude, I know, it's totally a scaherfart car, but I'm too broke to buy a new one.