Sbone 

A mixture of spooning someone and boning someone. When a guy will spoon a girl and begin to try and bone her.

guy: Wanna spoon?
girl: mm, sure :)
*guy starts to sbone*
girl: what are you doing!? you said spoon!?

Sbone by _generation June 2, 2011

The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it. 

The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it. — A faux positive statement to lighten a heinous situation that will stick with you for the rest of your life.

1) Police homicide photographer documenting the scene of a mass shooting at an American high school:

Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.

2) Family cleaning out a closet after the death of a loved one:

Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.

3) An American citizen voting for president in the 2024 election that will determine the destiny of our democracy:

Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.

This and other techniques like this are taught in cults and at Harvard University. No, I’m not kidding Harvard has a Hap-y-ness Studies Program. It’s designed to control populations and foment political overthrow. They’d “like to teach the world to sing — in perfect harmony.”

See Mad Men series Finale.

And shudder.

The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it. by Mind Hunter the Profiler May 15, 2023

peach scone

A person you may love and see a future with that could never happen because they may have either rejected you or be in a current relationship that halts the pursuit of each other. The person you love, the peach scone, normally would have no idea your love and may be mislead to think it as sincerity and kind gestures

Dude, that girl is so pretty, and kind, and we are just so connected. But she’s engaged to Adam. I guess she’ll be my peach scone forever

peach scone by Cornchips May 26, 2018

Saboner

When a man gets such a mega-huger raging boner that it is compared to the greatest man of all time, Arvydas Sabonis

Watching fancy hook shots gives me such a Saboner

Saboner by Joe Houses June 18, 2011

peach scone

Secret word for describing someone you love but can’t have.

Hobo Johnson

“She’s a Peach Scone”

peach scone by lonelyyboii May 22, 2018

Shonel 

An outstandingly hot and unique person with extraordinary hidden talents. An endearing, honest and magnanimous person with a sense of humor and a charming personality.

He's charming as Shonel

charming hot endearing Shonel

Shonel by min_d November 24, 2013

Shonen Knife

THE CUTEST ROCK BAND EVER!!!

I love Shonen Knife's "Buttercup."

Shonen Knife by Carbona Ramone April 20, 2021