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A medium length stick of wood (Oak or Cherry), used for dislodging large lumps of feces blocking a toilet. Kept outside (for obvious reasons), it is brought inside on those occasions where large amounts of pasta, bread, cheese and alcoholic beverage have been recently consumed, and are causing blockages to both bowels and plumbing.
Troy, you better use that sawlog buster so you don't clog up the toilet!
by SawLog Man July 25, 2011