Top Definition
The leagal version of beastiality which involves fucking the shit out of your pet gold fish or some other sea creature. The end result is one messed up vagina and you penis smelling like the inside of Ivars.
Guy 1: I just attempted to sautee the sardine!
Guy 2: I did the same thing last week! But now i feel like my penis is an uncleaned vagina...
by FishLover87 July 20, 2011

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