Example #2 That sausage is an asshole, I hope he sticks his sausage in a meat grinder and shoves it up his ass
2) Candidates are usually males between 20-40 years old.
3) Often can be seen with a protein shake, muscle milk or other similar products.
4) Typically follows their visit to the gym with a 15-20 minute session in the booth at the neighboring tanning salon.
5) Generally reunites with his sausage friends at the night club later than evening draped in True Religion jeans and an Ed Hardy or Affliction t-shirt.
6) A woman's nightmare.
Allison: Are you kidding me? That guy is such a fucking sausage. He was nibbling on a protein bar last time I was blowing him.
The game is to set someone up to quickly correct you on something very obvious.
It generally starts a wave of Sausage!! attempts, and can be very rewarding when you catch someone out.
Geoffrey: Urban Thesaurus is such a funny website
Alan: It's Urban Dictionary (duh!)
Example 2 -
Geoffrey: I would love to, but I don't know how to drive manual
Alan: It's Automatic
-noun, any independent music "scene" in the Chicagoland Area that involves a bunch of hairy, sweaty dudes drinking cheap beer. Cute girls are nowhere to be seen. The ones that used to be cute morph into alcoholic slobs.
"no way man, that shit is sausage"