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Pronunciation: "Saw-sahge ohm-let" 1. An omelette made with sausage, eggs and various spices. 2. a) Sexual intercourse involving an older male and a older female. b) Any sexual encounter involuntarily observed, involving the observer's mother/male acquaintance older than 45 years. 1. Friend 1: "I've finally gotten eggs so I can make ya'll my famous sausage omelette."
Everyone else: "Yay!" 2. Friend 1: "So I was visiting my parents last week, and I forgot to knock on their bedroom door in the morning. When I walked in, they were making a sausage omelette. I died a little inside." Everyone else: "Eww..." |
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