n, Place where many rednecks and poor people live.
"Where do you live?'"
A small township in Ulster County, New York.
Affectionately referred to by the locals as a shithole
and other endearing terms. The inhabitants have a number of discerning qualities that don't really make them stick out from most small American towns, but are worth noting in any case.
1. Saugertisians have an uncanny knack for being anally conformist
; indeed, the general population can be divided into seven groups: chavs
, aging hipsters
" kids, hicks
, teenybopping harlots
, more aging hipsters, and roughly normal people who just can't wait to get out. A large percentage of the "nonconformists" wear the same clothing and tell the same jokes as all the other "rebels," because it's common knowledge that one must quote Charlie the Unicorn
and shop at Hot Topic if one REALLY wants to be different.
2. They're also infectiously stupid. Example: Come check out our brand-new track at the high school...built to semi-obsolete specs. Now we're stuck with it for 50 years. Cheers!
3. To pick out a local, look for any of these traits: Fauxhawks and/or shitty mohawks
A place where mostly everyone in the town (unless your a scumbag or a hick) will admit to Woodstock and Kingston being better. Many are jealous of schools like Onteora and Kingston because they have a wider range of people who come from other places besides FUCKIN' SAUGERTIES. Everyone seems completely isolated from echother at the highschool. Smoking weed (which is completely accepted in Woodstock by stereotypes of all kinds) is seen as a scumbag activity due to the botards who are always near the trail
Myself: "Look at that nasty chick with the hoop earings rocking an ICP shirt. Why can't Saugerties have decent girls?"
Friend from Saugerties: "I have no idea dude, i'm ready to get the fuck out of here in about 2 years. Goddamn trailer trash"
Myself: "I wish i could walk through Saugerties without looking at a botard posted up at every corner. Don't these kids have better shit to do or is doing bad dye jobs and smoking Marlboros there life?"
Myself to friend who lives in Woodstock: "Wow dude your school is already having dope parties in 10th grade with cools who are actually decent human beings? How was the one last night?"
Friend: "It was sick, like 40 people from my school went. Definately a good night"
Myself to friend who lives in Woodstock "Damn man, at SHS your lucky to find 3 people partying together"