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Written by Anton LaVey; philosophy book of the Church of Satan.
I follow the Satanic Bible.
by Kain May 09, 2004
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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Written by anton szandor lavey in 1969. As the name says, it is the "bible" of satanism. Can be downloaded from satanic-bible.com
"Blessed are the destroyers of false hope, for they are the true Messiahs - Cursed are the god-adorers, for they shall be shorn sheep!"
-(Satanic bible) The Book of Satan,
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