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Name: Thomas Spence
Assistant: Nicki Turner

True defonition= Awsome and will kill you
Satan will kill you
by Satan12345 June 13, 2010
 
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Santa's alter ego.
"And for Jimmy we have...an eternity in hell!!!" said satan/santa
by garuru0 December 28, 2009
 
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An acronym used by the South American Tapir Appreciation Network.
Nobody loves those cuddly tapirs as much as SATAN!
by OvaltinePatrol August 19, 2009
 
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Satan is the real God of Earth. The fake God everyone believes in is a hypocrite and liar about such faith! There is no such thing as Allah or those other stupid gimicks!
Sinning is a part of life... If no one ever sinned "Jesus" would of died for nothing and life would be pointless therefore meaning God isn't useful to your religion. So if you rather disagree fine so be it i got nothing against you wasting your own life, but don't come knocking on my door when you want forgiveness! Especially if you didn't bother reading this and decided to stop reading half way through and skip to the next Definition!
"If your gay your going to hell but you can still ask for forgiveness even though God made you gay to start with..."

"Thats why Satan loves everyone"
by Gabriel Burstyn May 11, 2008
 
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Puppet Master!!!
Master OF Puppets!!!
Master OF Deception/Deceiving!!!
We (Humans) are all puppets of Satan!!!
GOD gives us life, SATAN gives us "A" life, only so he can laugh at us when we die, giving us knowledge of him and our entire life and letting us know he was there at every point of our lives giving us all that we lusted and wanted, only to grasp a soul away from God, God and Satan shake hands and are buddies, and so are "we" with Satan he is jealous he can't live in this world, so he uses us as his puppets
to do his dirty work for him, mocking God, God just sits back and watches, while the devil is laughing at God, using "us" as his PUPPETS!!!....just like with "Adam and Eve" The Devil tempted Eve with the Apple, and God banished them out of heaven and into the Earth so he play his sick game as a Puppet Master!!!

Satan is my buddy, as is everyone else's!!!
by blthrskt March 19, 2006
 
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Jewish perversion of Pagan deities like Dagda (gaelic), Dionysos (greek), Shiva (hindu) and Enki (sumerian). Used as scapegoat and distraction for all the problems that the anti-life dogmas of Christianity/Islam cause. Even today stupid Americans believe, that he rules their government.
He is really the Lord of Water, Music and Knowledge/Enlightenment and nowhere near beeing evil or a threat to humanity.
Name stolen: Shiva-> Shai'tan-> Satan
Appearance stolen: Cernunnos
Trident stolen: Shiva, Neptune
by vislaetitia August 30, 2011
 
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Satan is an idea. Satan is NOT the entity so commonly reffered to as the devil. The Christians made sure you would always associate satan as being the devil to move their own agenda forward. Satan is any idea that goes against the status quo. When following the little trail of meaning, the word satan comes to simply mean "opposition."
So let's get it perfectly clear: satan==any idea from any man that poses a threat against the majority's brainwashed way of life. devil==the "scary" horned demon guy that supposedly is the king of all evil in a burning existence underneath us all.
Everyone always confuses the devil with satan.
Which makes more sense to you? Thought so.
by Robert Clarke mofo January 15, 2007