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A mythical being invented by religious extremists to scare uneducated louts into fattening their pockets.
Because he feared a being that did not exist, the Klansman gave money to Pat Robertson and Jerry Falwell.
by jj_frap October 11, 2003
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The best thing satan did was manipulate the world into thinking he doesn't exist, that way no one would fear the punishment of their souls.
Trying to make Christianity a paradox. How does the world get created?
explosion? of what? where did that come from? and where did that thing come from etc?
Try to grasp the initiation of time...
by Jimmy Henderson August 14, 2005
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Satan is an idea. Satan is NOT the entity so commonly reffered to as the devil. The Christians made sure you would always associate satan as being the devil to move their own agenda forward. Satan is any idea that goes against the status quo. When following the little trail of meaning, the word satan comes to simply mean "opposition."
So let's get it perfectly clear: satan==any idea from any man that poses a threat against the majority's brainwashed way of life. devil==the "scary" horned demon guy that supposedly is the king of all evil in a burning existence underneath us all.
Everyone always confuses the devil with satan.
Which makes more sense to you? Thought so.
by Robert Clarke mofo January 15, 2007
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satan is evrybodys friend
by zacharias May 07, 2005
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Such A Terrifically Anal Neighbor

The type of residential neighbor that occasionally makes small demands in a patronizing passive-aggressive tone that causes insigificant violations of his or her property seem like it should be your personal responsibility to prevent.
Would you mind telling your visitors not to park so close to my driveway? Thanks.

Bite me, Satan.
by T Hizzle May 02, 2005
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no more need be said about satan...
by tdeuce93 January 09, 2011
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Puppet Master!!!
Master OF Puppets!!!
Master OF Deception/Deceiving!!!
We (Humans) are all puppets of Satan!!!
GOD gives us life, SATAN gives us "A" life, only so he can laugh at us when we die, giving us knowledge of him and our entire life and letting us know he was there at every point of our lives giving us all that we lusted and wanted, only to grasp a soul away from God, God and Satan shake hands and are buddies, and so are "we" with Satan he is jealous he can't live in this world, so he uses us as his puppets
to do his dirty work for him, mocking God, God just sits back and watches, while the devil is laughing at God, using "us" as his PUPPETS!!!....just like with "Adam and Eve" The Devil tempted Eve with the Apple, and God banished them out of heaven and into the Earth so he play his sick game as a Puppet Master!!!

Satan is my buddy, as is everyone else's!!!
by blthrskt March 19, 2006
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