Jovial young gentleman driven to acts of biblical evil by dyslexic young children sending him hundreds of thousands of Christmas lists. Jeez guys.
Child: Ugg that guy Satan used to be cool until that Christmas letter incident...
Dyslexic Child: Ah carp.
by Captain Ainsley April 11, 2015
A worthless pile of crap, commonly called the devil, who is also the enemy of both Christian people and God and who has nothing better to do than to make life miserable for the billions of people who live all over the world.
Mike: Satan keeps harassing me.

Joe: I know. He's been doing that for thousands of years!
by funny fellas January 15, 2014
The Bitch or the Shame, he possesses the greatest measure of self-esteem in the universe, and it is sufficient for him. Thus, he is
the ultimate symbol of power ! Who can stand before him ?
Satan is the Bitch or the Shame, he possesses the greatest measure of self-esteem in the universe, and it is sufficient for him.

He possesses the Terror of the Lord, in every imaginable way, but not the glory of the Lord !
Opposer or opposition
Satanists do not worship Lucifer, they merely oppose everything.
by Gorazd February 08, 2010
See Britney Spears or George Bush.
Britney Spears or George Bush could both be
Satan. Not sure which one.
by titsmagee May 25, 2008
most hated president ever (Hugo Chavez,from Venezuela)...
that satan doesnt STFU!!mofo!SOAB
by GDluverNm July 15, 2006
the word 'satan' actually means enemy and was christianed to meaning devil as in the lord of devil in some sence as lucifer was the king of devils he got the named satan and was also called that in the bible actually the word satan is suppose to be used as a common word tho it ended up being religious this is quite sad for those who are impressed by the past language
you are my satan. Lucifer is the devil called satan.
by suck a * May 09, 2015

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