The idol of satanism, created by Magus Anton Szandor LaVey (1930-1997), and the greatest religon ever, the religon is based on logic rather than spirtual things, for worshipping of fleshy things produce pleasure. And whose bible is "The Satanic Bible" by Anton Szandor LaVey

I am a satanist
Satan represents responsibi;ity to the responsible instead of concern for psychic vampires!
by Eddie Wang servant of satan July 04, 2005
Dan Warlick is Satan

AKA Mulatto Dan
AKA Member of The Trifecta of Dans
Satan woke up this morning and said, "my liver hurt."

Satan sleeps with at least five japanese chicks at a time

"I've been fucked up for 98 of the past 100 days" -Satan

Satan is not the leader of the army of darkness bent on destroying the christian faith and retreaving the necromonicon...wait...that was actually Bruce Campbell's evil twin.
by "Bad Mutha Fucka" -Samuel L Jackson September 05, 2004
The original devil, commonly affiliated with satirical christian humour, taken more lightly then he once was. Indicating a steady decline in the number of chirstians. Satan thought he could be golrious and rise above God. I guess he just couldn't go ss3
Satan: Errrahh RErrrrahhh ERHHHAHAH
God: Look Satan, give it up, your not goku
by Stuevenson October 11, 2004
A god who should be worshiped and everyone should bow down to the one and only god SATAN!!!
SATAN is a FUCKEN legend!!
by GOTHIC MAN March 29, 2005
my mighty big red god
satan is my god and he will rule you all
by hellzo March 11, 2005
adam thinks nikki is satan
nikki can control shiney demons. cuz shes satan.
by nikki February 15, 2005
The true god! there is no other just satan.

the religious comunnity wants you to belive he is bad but he is just an avrage guy! he is just pissed because he gets a bad rap.
satan is a true friend to all depressed people
the church lies to all for satan is are real god, master, and he runs are home after death. satan can be my friend for he shale bless me even if I have sined once or twice. satan will forgive all so sin away!
by Sin September 09, 2004

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