The original devil, commonly affiliated with satirical christian humour, taken more lightly then he once was. Indicating a steady decline in the number of chirstians. Satan thought he could be golrious and rise above God. I guess he just couldn't go ss3
Satan: Errrahh RErrrrahhh ERHHHAHAH
God: Look Satan, give it up, your not goku
Satan woke up this morning and said, "my liver hurt."
Satan sleeps with at least five japanese chicks at a time
"I've been fucked up for 98 of the past 100 days" -Satan
Satan is not the leader of the army of darkness bent on destroying the christian faith and retreaving the necromonicon...wait...that was actually Bruce Campbell
's evil twin.
who should be worshiped and everyone should bow down to the one and only god SATAN!!!
SATAN is a FUCKEN legend!!
my mighty big red god
satan is my god and he will rule you all
adam thinks nikki is satan
nikki can control shiney demons. cuz shes satan.
The true god! there is no other just satan.
the religious comunnity wants you to belive he is bad but he is just an avrage guy! he is just pissed because he gets a bad rap.
satan is a true friend to all depressed people
the church lies to all for satan is are real god, master, and he runs are home after death. satan can be my friend for he shale bless me even if I have sined once or twice. satan will forgive all so sin away!
The one TRUE and REAL God! He deserves to be worshipped as such! Hail Satan!
Satan is Lord...All HAILL SATAN!