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the guy who lives in hell hurting peaple and comanding deamnons on earth to be total ass holes
"satan is cool, somtimes i cant whait to die."
by evil girl August 08, 2007
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The one TRUE and REAL God! He deserves to be worshipped as such! Hail Satan!
Satan is Lord...All HAILL SATAN!
by Shannon Morris August 13, 2006
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hey since i'm satan imma go stick a fiery hot dildo into an innocent virgin.
by dodobird777 April 11, 2009
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the person that pisses you off the most and most often.
my sister is satan...

i am satan
by drak March 16, 2005
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An acronym used by the South American Tapir Appreciation Network.
Nobody loves those cuddly tapirs as much as SATAN!
by OvaltinePatrol August 19, 2009
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104
Dan Warlick is Satan

AKA Mulatto Dan
AKA Member of The Trifecta of Dans
Satan woke up this morning and said, "my liver hurt."

Satan sleeps with at least five japanese chicks at a time

"I've been fucked up for 98 of the past 100 days" -Satan

Satan is not the leader of the army of darkness bent on destroying the christian faith and retreaving the necromonicon...wait...that was actually Bruce Campbell's evil twin.
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A evil creature against God and all creation
Emily was wondering why she is being called satan
by alyssa baker July 08, 2010
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