A meta-physical being who represents, power and self-exaltion.
Christian: "Satan is evil"
Goth Satanist: "Satan fucking rules"
Setian Satanist: "Satan is not real. He simply represents power and exaltion."
by jenjen the en-jen March 10, 2005
Hebrew for adversary. Used to mean any enemy of the Will of God. Often misunderstood to literally mean a guy who rules a pit in the earth and has horns and stuff.
Is there really a Satan?
by Pat-rot January 26, 2004
The accuser, the thief, the doubter. Satan's cause is to stop you at all cost from finding Jesus. He hates all humans and wants us to perish with him in hell. Jesus is our escape from hell, Satan knows this.
Satan can put thought into your mind, he can use temptation, but beware it is like candy covered faeces.
by Matthew October 09, 2003
bill clinton a.k.a. "bubba" the inbred klansmen from pigfucker arkansas
satan got impeached
by exdem September 11, 2006
A mythical being invented by religious extremists to scare uneducated louts into fattening their pockets.
Because he feared a being that did not exist, the Klansman gave money to Pat Robertson and Jerry Falwell.
by jj_frap October 11, 2003
The one who lives in Hell to torture the evil doers. *My nickname! I am Satan, so watch out!*
Me (Satan): Now, you evil fledlings, lets learn algabra..... *maniacle laughter*
by You_Worst_Nightmare April 27, 2006
the one and only true GOD.
satan is evrybodys friend
by zacharias May 07, 2005

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