the guy who lives in hell hurting peaple and comanding deamnons on earth to be total ass holes
"satan is cool, somtimes i cant whait to die."
by evil girl August 08, 2007
Hebrew for adversary. Used to mean any enemy of the Will of God. Often misunderstood to literally mean a guy who rules a pit in the earth and has horns and stuff.
Is there really a Satan?
by Pat-rot January 26, 2004
The adversary of God and human beings. Satan was once an angel named Lucifer, but he and one-third of the angels in heaven rebelled against God and were cast out of heaven. Satan disguised himelf as a serpent, tempting Adam and Eve, and plunging the world in sin. Satan's goal is to use human beings against God--by tempting us to sin against him. His problem is with God, but merely uses human beings as pawns against God. The good news is that Satan and his demons and the prinicipalities of darkness were defeated at Calvary thanks to the Cross of Jesus Christ and his redemptive plan for us. Redemption now gives human beings the choice to follow Satan and the corrupt flesh we have, or follow God and his ways.
The good news is that Satan is a defeated foe and will have his dimise at judement day when he is cast into the Lake of Fire with his followers, demons and the antichrist.
by krock1dk May 25, 2008
bill clinton a.k.a. "bubba" the inbred klansmen from pigfucker arkansas
satan got impeached
by exdem September 11, 2006
Your Best Friends Girl. Note: the "S" should be lowercase in order to preserve the honor system.
Damn, we never go bowling anymore because he is always hanging out with satan.
by thomas evan March 20, 2005
A meta-physical being who represents, power and self-exaltion.
Christian: "Satan is evil"
Goth Satanist: "Satan fucking rules"
Setian Satanist: "Satan is not real. He simply represents power and exaltion."
by jenjen the en-jen March 10, 2005
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