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The adversary of God and human beings. Satan was once an angel named Lucifer, but he and one-third of the angels in heaven rebelled against God and were cast out of heaven. Satan disguised himelf as a serpent, tempting Adam and Eve, and plunging the world in sin. Satan's goal is to use human beings against God--by tempting us to sin against him. His problem is with God, but merely uses human beings as pawns against God. The good news is that Satan and his demons and the prinicipalities of darkness were defeated at Calvary thanks to the Cross of Jesus Christ and his redemptive plan for us. Redemption now gives human beings the choice to follow Satan and the corrupt flesh we have, or follow God and his ways.
The good news is that Satan is a defeated foe and will have his dimise at judement day when he is cast into the Lake of Fire with his followers, demons and the antichrist.
by krock1dk May 25, 2008
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A meta-physical being who represents, power and self-exaltion.
Christian: "Satan is evil"
Goth Satanist: "Satan fucking rules"
Setian Satanist: "Satan is not real. He simply represents power and exaltion."
by jenjen the en-jen March 10, 2005
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bill clinton a.k.a. "bubba" the inbred klansmen from pigfucker arkansas
satan got impeached
by exdem September 11, 2006
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A mythical being invented by religious extremists to scare uneducated louts into fattening their pockets.
Because he feared a being that did not exist, the Klansman gave money to Pat Robertson and Jerry Falwell.
by jj_frap October 11, 2003
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The one who lives in Hell to torture the evil doers. *My nickname! I am Satan, so watch out!*
Me (Satan): Now, you evil fledlings, lets learn algabra..... *maniacle laughter*
by You_Worst_Nightmare April 27, 2006
8 30
1.The Angel Who created free will/He OFFRED the apple to Adam and eve and was sent to rule hell because of their Stupidity.
2.A symbol of free will and all thaat shit to satanists
3.The churches Besttt budddyyy
4.Who everyone at school thinks i am or thinks i worship
5.Who the fuck created rap.Die.
Church person from million years ago-"Hey lets make some fake entity up to scare people into paying us money for the service of telling us lies!It'll also let us murder all non-christians!YAY!"
Person From my school-"Do You Worship satan?"
by EatWAFFLES April 29, 2005
42 65
The god of homosexuals,politicians,lawyers,nambla etc.
Satan sucks!

by B0B February 20, 2005
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