This guy is more evil than Satan! How is that even possible?
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The used to be angel that was cast down from heaven due to him jealousy of God and wanting to have more power.
You will be tempted by Satan a lot...
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The Bitch or the Shame, he possesses the greatest measure of self-esteem in the universe, and it is sufficient for him. Thus, he is
the ultimate symbol of power ! Who can stand before him ?
Satan is the Bitch or the Shame, he possesses the greatest measure of self-esteem in the universe, and it is sufficient for him.

He possesses the Terror of the Lord, in every imaginable way, but not the glory of the Lord !
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1. Satan is a fucking retarded little bitch that stinks. Satan produces a putrid odor that can be seen, heard, and actually felt. This odor can best be described as the stinkiest of stink, the most rancid of rancid, and the dankest of the dank.

2. Depending on the day, Satan demands being called a man, other days a woman. Both are true and false because Satan is a hermaphrodite transvestite and either has two assholes or two vaginas, once again depending on the day. Satan has a penis and one tiny testicle that is also his/her clitoris. This also depends on the day. Yet Satan is always on her period, 100% of the time.

3. Satan is a luster of everything yet has no values. The exception is his/her semen and feces battered beard which Satan enjoys snacking on because it is perfect seasoning.
Ex.1. Dude what did you eat? Your farts smell like Satan.

Ex.2. Wtf is wrong with Joe? Is he on his period? Nah he's just sataning (acting like a little bitch).

Ex.3. Man gollum was really sataning after that ring bro
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An all-powerful evil being residing in Hell and keeping lost souls. Known to have a great deal of lawyers...most of them belong there.
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Fallen angel who temps you with the better things in life without work. He is the enemy of the christian religion and is the biggest scapegoat in the history of time. Several of the flaws in the christian religion are blamed on Satan, and that the fact he has several names is a lie. Satan is ONLY satan, not lucifer, beelzebub, or baphomet.
Christianity is kept alive by the fear of hell and Satan.
by Nik D May 26, 2005
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