A evil creature against God and all creation
Emily was wondering why she is being called satan
by alyssa baker July 08, 2010
satan is nothing but a liar. he tells all of his worshipers that he defeated Jesus at the cross when really he knows good and well that it was Jesus who defeated him. we are taught wrongly about satan in many religions that since Jesus defeated him we have no reason to fight for our souls because we'll be forgiven and go to heaven. thats not true. your whole life you have to fight against satan. he will do anything he can to get you to go to hell. and if you are a satanist and want a way out dont believe it when satan tells you you cant because of the contract in your blood. hes lying. you can. but you must devote your life to God. not the "god" satan, but the only true God that there ever was and ever will be. you must devote yourself to Jesus Christ who is God, who came in the flesh, died on the cross and three days later arose from the grave and now sits at the right hand of God the Father, this Jesus is my Lord and Savior and Master and he can be yours too.

dont believe anything satan tells you!!
and just a little heads up..he can put thoughts into your mind but he cannot(and neither can his demons) read your thoughts. but God can. if you want out but are scared to say anything out loud then pray it in your mind. God will know and he will answer.
Satan was the most beautiful and intelligent thing God ever created but he thought he could take over Gods kingdom and so he tried but was defeated and sent out of heaven by Michael, the archangel.

Satan was defeated by Jesus on the cross.

Satanist cannot look you square in the eye and say,"Jesus Christ who is God, who came in the flesh, died on the cross and three days later arose from the grave and now sits at the right hand of God the Father, this Jesus is my Lord and Savior and Master."~~ this test is given in I John 4. if you ask them this they can and will, in most cases say yes. they can say "Jesus saved me" but which Jesus are they talking about? they can and do use the name of Jesus, they can teach and preach about Jesus, they can use the name of Jesus in prayer. but they cannot, with their own mouths, make the declaration given above.

f.y.i. the majority of true satan worshipers will not admit that they are.
by xxlurvexofxyourxlifexx December 21, 2006
shoves pineapples up hitlers arse in little nicky!!! go him

satan: take that you dirty swine muwahaha
by ..::fran::.. July 13, 2006
The best thing satan did was manipulate the world into thinking he doesn't exist, that way no one would fear the punishment of their souls.
Trying to make Christianity a paradox. How does the world get created?
explosion? of what? where did that come from? and where did that thing come from etc?
Try to grasp the initiation of time...
by Jimmy Henderson August 14, 2005
I do have to point out that this is SATAN we we are talking about, and not the Christian anti god that most people are led to believe. Satanism is a religion that DOES NOT believe in the SACRIFICE of CHILDREN of ANIMALS, a child or animal is the PUREST form of LIFE and is raised above all others. Satanism stands for : 1. Satan represents indulgence instead of abstinence!
2. Satan represents vital existence instead of spiritual pipe dreams!
3. Satan represents undefiled wisdom instead of hypocritical self-deceit!
4. Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it instead of love wasted on ingrates!
5. Satan represents vengeance instead of turning the other cheek!
6. Satan represents responsibility to the responsible instead of concern for psychic vampires!
7. Satan represents man as just another animal, sometimes better, more often worse than those that walk on all fours, which, because of his “divine spiritual and intellectual development,” has become the most vicious animal of all!
8. Satan represents all of the so-called sins, as they all lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification!
9. Satan has been the best friend the Church has ever had, as He has kept it in business all these years!
this is copyright Anton Szandor LaVey, the true founder of the Church Of Satan. I Will Now Take This Oppurtunity To Remind To Of The Human Right Of Freedom OF Speech. Thank You For Your Time!
Satan is the acceptance of Man as an animal. and he would kick ass if he was a deity.
by Marissa. February 27, 2005
the guy who lives in hell hurting peaple and comanding deamnons on earth to be total ass holes
"satan is cool, somtimes i cant whait to die."
by evil girl August 08, 2007
Bill Clinton's lover on South Park.
Clinton and Satan BOTH have giant red asses like Liza Minelli.
by Satan is a nazi fag January 08, 2005

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