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Satan woke up this morning and said, "my liver hurt."
Satan sleeps with at least five japanese chicks at a time "I've been fucked up for 98 of the past 100 days" -Satan Satan is not the leader of the army of darkness bent on destroying the christian faith and retreaving the necromonicon...wait...that was actually Bruce Campbell's evil twin. |
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The best friend the Christian religion has ever had, and who has kept them in business for two thousand years.
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anonymous
Jun 26, 2003
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Saddam's gay lover on South Park.
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Who politicians serve. Who politicians want YOU to serve.
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The Dark One, a.k.a Martha Stewart. Martha Stewart can help you decorate your home with just a pine cone and some glitter...and then she'll eat you soul.
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The profoundly evil adversary of God and humanity, often identified with the leader of the fallen angels, the Devil.the archfiend Satan, Old Nick, Devil, the Devil, Lucifer, Beelzebub, the Tempter, Prince of Darkness]
master of Hell After that child had broken my windows,Lit my house on fire and ate my cat spaghetti style, I believe he had satan in him.
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Christianity's big bad scapegoat/boogieman. Originally a Jewish demon-like character who tested you, but changed into the all-evil devil that Christians blame everything on. Allows for the dismissal of accountability. OJ: "Satan made me do it!"
Pope: "You are forgiven." |
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Barbera Streisand Barbera Streisand is SATAN!!!
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